2009 Fantasy Football Coma Sleepers



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Juaquin Iglesias

Juaquin Iglesias

Every year as football season approaches the fantasy football journalists  toss out their picks for the sleepers to snatch up who will bring glorious rewards to your teams. The problem is, most of them aren’t really much of a sleeper. They are more of a “if you blinked, you may not have noticed me” sort of players. Seriously, is LeSean McCoy really a sleeper? How about Percy Harvin or Josh Morgan? But hey, that’s what we call them, so let’s create a new category. We’ll call them coma candidates; guys who may wake up from their deep slumber at any given time and pleasantly surprise the fantasy faithful. Hey, work with me here.

Here are a dozen fantasy football coma sleepers I have my eye on in 2009.

Chicago Bears – Juaquin Iglasias, WR

The wide receiving corp. in Chitown is a muddled mess of potential and opportunity. Iglesias is certainly no stud receiver, but he will be a great slot guy who can put up solid reception numbers. We’ll call him Less Welker.

Cincinnati Bengals – Bernard Scott, RB

Two words– Cedric Benson. He’s always been a bust and he’ll be a bust in Cin-city. Look for Scott to take over by mid-season. He’s got great skills as a receiving back, and as a return specialist. He certainly got off to a good start in tonight’s pre-season opener against N’awlins.

Cleveland Browns – James Davis, RB

James Davis - Cleveland Browns

James Davis - Cleveland Browns

While everyone is busy snapping up Jerome Harrison to be Jamal Lewis’ successor, the real RB talent in the Browns locker room is going largely unnoticed. Harrison does not have “feature back” talent or make up. Davis is the future, and quite possibly, the present. Also in Cleveland keep an eye on TE Martin Rucker; Robert Royal and Steven Heiden are in his way, but he’s the best of the three. Somehow I don’t see Royal or Heiden striking fear in the hearts of anyone.

Dallas Cowboys – Sam Hurd, WR

I wrote an article about this kid last week (read it here). I think he’ll end the season as the team’s number two receiver over Patrick Crayton and Miles Austin. Word out of Dallas today is Austin has all but lost his hold on the number three spot to Hurd already. Hurd is the word, and you heard it here first.

Denver Broncos – Alphonso Smith, CB (KR/PR)

Alpo (hey he needs a nickname, right?) will be handling primary kick and punt return duties for the team as well as possibly getting the gig starting opposite Champ Bailey.  Regardless, he’s got return point potential and makes a nice coma pick in IDP leagues. Hey, the Broncs traded their top pick for the kid, so there ya go.

Green Bay Packers – James Jones, WR

Jones has looked good so far in camp and he’s pretty much sewn up the 3rd receiver role. Rodgers will again throw about 30 TDs. Jennings won’t catch them all and Driver’s getting older. Keep an eye on WR Jordy Nelson as well.

Jacksonville Jaguars – Rashad Jennings, RB

I know Maurice Jones-Drew can do it all, but he won’t get to unless the Jax coaches are Bush-brains. He need only surpass Greg Jones to get an opportunity to shine. And one poor misshap for MJD could spell fantasy gold for Jennings.

Kansas City Chiefs – Brad Cottam, TE

If you read my PPR tight end rankings you already know I have my eye on this kid. He comes into a great situation where former tight end Tony Gonzalez was king. New QB Matt Cassell likes to throw quick short passes. Cottam should see a lot of them. Right now he’s currently the 33rd tight end off the boards on average. Another quasi-sleeper in KC is Bobby Engram, who is a perfect slot receiver, and with Bowe and Bradley not impressing, these two should reap the benefits.

New Orleans Saints – Garrett Hartley, K * Robert Meachem, WR

Yes, I have a kicker on here. Why? Tell me who last season’s best kicker was? Stephen Gostkowski? Rob Bironas? David Akers? No, it was Hartley, who came in mid-season and averaged nearly 10 fantasy points per week. This year we get 16 games of which he plays over 60% in a dome. So while everyone else is picking up those names they recognize, you truly can wait until that last pick…unless your teammates read this article too. Damn me. Damn me to hell! Strike that. The moron got himself suspended for 4 games and may lose his gig. *We’ll replace him with WR Robert Meachem who finally looks ready to fulfill the promise we all saw in him when he was drafted.

James Laurinitis

James Laurinitis

New York Giants, Travis Beckum, TE

Kevin Boss may have the starting gig, but he did little to impress in 2008. Beckum is a true pass-catching TE, with more fantasy potential then Boss. He’s currently the 37th TE off the boards.

Seattle Seahawks, Justin Forsett, RB

Julius Jones and T.J. Duckett. No further analysis needed. This kid will push them both off the field if the opportunity arises, and I have no doubt Jones will give it to him sooner rather than later.

St. Louis Rams – James Laurinitis, LB

Laurinitis, a former Ohio State standout is just all sorts of a defensive freak, and he has been given the starting nod in Arch-city. Look for him to be this season’s Jerod Mayo.

Note: These are still guys who can help this season. I’ll save the really deep picks for my article on Dynasty leagues.

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11 Comments

  1. Kurt says:

    If Benson is a bust for the Bengals, I’ll buy you a Mockingbird. He looks great, found his swagger, man strength and the TEAM seems to love this guy. Watch they way they handle Benson, the little things like helping him up after the run, high fives after a 8 yard pick up in camp. Benson is the man for the Bengals, they know it, I know it and everyone will see it come week 1.

    Brad Cottam is a sweet sleeper I never thought of, thanks!! Will grab him late if he shows signs of life in the preseason.

    Going make the kids some pancakes, later.

    • Rustyn says:

      And if that Mockingbird don’t sing? Benson could certainly surprise, but call me jaded, I don’t see it happening. He had some decent moments late in 2008, but I just can’t bring myself to have much faith in the guy.

      I like blueberries on my pancakes, by the way…

      • Mike Sholty says:

        My prediction that Benson will not finish the season as the starter is one of my most confident predictions. Last year he might have been given the keys to the offense but he took that chevy and ran it off the road.

        Benson just has waaaay too many negatives on his resume.

        -Never played a full season
        -The last two years he has averaged 3.5 ypc (what a joke!)
        -Big risk because he is a bonehead and might go do something illegal (also plays for the Cincinnati Convicts who tend to have players who like jail time and suspensions)

        He might have his “swagger” or whatever you want to call it but I’m not impressed. At all.

        • Rustyn Rose says:

          Another nice sleeper here is former Rams back up, Brian Leonard. He lost last season to injury, but he’s got the best ability to get the tough inches. Even without a Benson injury or poor performance, he could sneak a lot of goal-line carries and third downs.

        • Kurt Turner says:

          Bernard Scott has a rap sheet a mile long too.. lol Bengals are a bunch of G-Monies

          If you can Get Benson late.. he is more than worth a flier. As I’ve said before I’ll be getting Benson just a touch early to make sure he is on my roster. Think “Rudi Johnson” but younger, faster, and better hands. IS BENSON THE SECOND COMING OF EMMIT SMITH? NO! Can he be your solid RB2 hell ya!

  2. Evan Thompson says:

    How about Danny ware, RB for the Giants? Now that Andre Brown is out for the season Danny ware becomes the #3 back for the Giants. And with Brandon “break-obs” not exactly having a history of sturdiness I think it’s safe to say that D-Ware will be touching more balls than a porn star..

    And as far as Cedric Benson’s value goes, if you’ve been watching HBO’s ‘hard knocks’ this season you would hear firsthand the love that the coaches & his teammates have for him. Obviously ‘brother love’ doesn’t prevent injuries, but if Cedric can stay on the field, and with how many plays are being designed just for Benson, he should have the best season of his career..

    And I thought that “Beckum” played soccer? It’s going to be hard to catch passes if he’s not allowed to touch the ball with his hands…(lol)

    Bling Out…

    • Rustyn Rose says:

      I agree on Ware. Brown was the guy on my radar until his season tanked. And I could well be wrong about Benson, but I’m not willing to stake my team on him anymore.

  3. Kurt Turner says:

    Hurd caught all five passes thrown his way and totaled 79 yards in the Cowboys opener against the Raiders. Austin ended the game with no catches and a huge drop. Coach Wade Phillips noticed Hurd’s play: “It was obvious that Sam played real well. And he’ll get some more playing time because of that.”

  4. MItch says:

    What’s a “Bush-brain”?

  5. T L says:

    “*We’ll replace him with RB/KR Clifton Smith who is only one Reggie Bush injury away from touches.”

    checked out nfl.com to make sure i didn’t miss something, but maybe i am…isn’t clifton smith still with the bucs?

    • Rustyn Rose says:

      Um yes he is. This is a good reason not to update you articles at 3 am when you’re rocked on NyQuil. Good catch. lol I’ve not so stealthily replaced him with Robert Meachum.