Fantasy Football Team Names: The Top 50
Posted by Ray Tannock on Aug 4, 2011 in Fantasy Football
Don't forget the fantasy team names
Fantasy football cheat sheets, rankings, sleepers and draft advice are just a few key elements in fantasy football, but the real nitty-gritty is fantasy football team names!
Yup that’s right kids, we do this every year—it’s time to decide on a name for your fantasy team.
This year I am slapping together 50 of the brightest, funniest, lamest and most curious team names from around the web and whatever else my crawl space can come up with, so sit back and enjoy!
When you’re finished, leave your nomination for the best fantasy football team name below, and let’s see how many more we can add!
| 50. To Hell in a Hank Baskett |
| 49. Texas Chainsaw Massaquoi |
| 48. Forgetting Brandon Marshall |
| 47. Orton Hears a Who |
| 46. When in Romo |
| 45. Scratching Your Cotchery |
| 44. “Oh my god, they killed Henne” (got your back South Park fans) |
| 43. Mr. Rodgers Tundra |
| 42. Big Easy Breesey |
| 41. Driving with Donte’ |
| 40. Revis and Butthead (an oldie but a goodie) |
| 39. Tennessee Brought Hasselbeck |
| 38. Casselblanca |
| 37. You Down with DRC? |
| 36. Corn on the Schaub |
| 35. The Gates of Hell |
| 34. Green Dream Team |
| 33. All Along the Hightower |
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| 32. Unga! Unga! Unga! |
| 31. Dezzie Does Dallas |
| 30. So You Think You Can Dansby |
| 29. Gimme Some Flacco |
| 28. Boss Hog and the Smiths |
| 27. Legadu My Eggo |
| 26. Gridiron Brothel |
| 25. TDs and Beer |
| 24. The Foggy Suh |
| 23. Favre Dollar Footlongs |
| 22. The Young and the Rothlisberger |
| 21. Poon Jabbers |
| 20. Mark’s Dirty Sanchez |
| 19. A Rivers Run Suh It |
| 18. Cowboys and Redskins |
| 17. 4th and Drunk |
| 16. Flock of Eagles |
| 15. Burressted Development |
| 14. I’ve Got the Clapp! |
| 13. Ta’ufo’ou wha????? |
| 12. “I Gant Do it Captain!” |
| 11. My Tight End and Your First and Long |
| 10. Take A Chansi and Don’t Get Stucki |
| 9. Hoomanawannanother? |
| 8. A Kolb Day in Hell |
| 7. Action Jackson |
| 6. Billy Volek Still Plays? |
| 5. End Zone Divas |
| 4. The Graham Crackers |
| 3. Stop, Drop and Rolle |
| 2. A Christian to Ponder |
| 1. Multiple Scorgasims |
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my all time favorite, G-STRING-SHIVERS
Breaston Plants
Nice!
The Brady Bunch
Amish Rake Fight, Fallopian Swim Team…too many football players who are insignificant in those team names above. Love the Favre one and Breaston plants even though he too has been pretty insignificant.
Pondering Suicide
Ochodrinko
I can’t believe you spelled Aaron Rodgers’ name wrong!
You can’t believe people make typos? Sorry to hear that, buddy.
Aw come on Ray – your reply is all wrong. Let’s try it again.
You cannt beleive peeple make tiepos? Sory to here that, buddee.
I Just Jaquizzed In My Pants
Roddy White’s Black Rod
Smooth & Carimi
as a packers fan, it’s fun to poke fun at favre. thats why my team is called “throwin’ picks and textin’ chicks”
For all the NE fans out there that hate this commercial: 1 877 Cromartie’s Kids
Pass the Legarrette Blount
My team name is “THE Uranus Penetrators.”
Go Favre Yourself
Go Faulk Yourself
TDs & Cleaties
I touch down there’s
ThankYouBerryMuch for all the chiefs fans
Howsabout retirement themes? I’m going with “A Bridge too Favre”
4scoresand7beersago
Brees Lighting
brees nuts
How about reality
NFLons
The Tea-Bow Party V-Cards
Well, my fav team is the St. Louis Rams.
I think im going with “Sparta kicks with Laurinitus”
A River Runs Suh It, Welker, Texas Ranger, Wiping my Asomugha, I did hear for those who hate the Cowboys, Romosexual Tendancies,
Let’s get Rasharded.
Heard this on The Bob & Tom Show:
“Your Girlfriend Likes My Ditka”…love it!
Terrell’s Priors
PLAXidental shooting.
Love it!
Cooley and The Gang
Michael Vick; fetching with The BEagles!