7 Reasons Why The Bengals Will Beat The Chiefs

Discussion in 'NFL Smack Central' started by Mr. D, Dec 25, 2009.

  1. Mr. D

    Mr. D WINNING!!

    had little success in my 7 reasons the past two weeks but I believe this one should go well

    1. Palmer > Cassel
    2. Benson and LJ > Jamaal Charles
    3. The game will be in PBS
    4. The Chiefs aren't the Chargers or Vikings
    5. Bengals Defense will make mince meat out of Jamaal
    6. They are the Chiefs
    7. This Game will be for Chris Henry
     
  2. brakos82

    brakos82 30% more cats than last year!

    I think 6 was proof enough. *hides from HH and Bandi*
     
  3. Mr. D

    Mr. D WINNING!!

    holds a sign up pointing to where brakos is hiding

    *whistle*
     
  4. Crowned

    Crowned Doesn't give a shit.

    I thought the last game was for Chris Henry? lol fail.
     
  5. brakos82

    brakos82 30% more cats than last year!

    *shoots Danny*

    *hides elsewhere*
     
  6. Mr. D

    Mr. D WINNING!!

    it was I ran out of reasons lol
     
  7. Crowned

    Crowned Doesn't give a shit.

    I got a reason for you, they made Jerome Harrison look like Walter Payton
     
  8. mj1987us26

    mj1987us26 Super

    Winner.
     
  9. Mr. D

    Mr. D WINNING!!

    Damn, I never looked at the stats I just seen the ending score of the game
     
  10. hermhater

    hermhater Guest

    :tsk:
     
  11. SweetShot03

    SweetShot03 Fuck stupid people

    Chiefs have done a few things here and there....... Bengals have also shown they think too much of themselfs and have been beat by should have won games......

    never know... Bengals certianly have the advantage and all signs point to them........ but weird crap has happened this season.
     
  12. hermhater

    hermhater Guest

    Lot's of weird crap.
     
  13. Three7s

    Three7s 1st Stringer

    Mine was better.
     
  14. bandi

    bandi Hall Of Famer

    Now for the real reasons they'll beat the Chiefs...

    1...we have NO defense
    2...we have VERY LITTLE offense
    3...Our punter is an idiot who doesn't know how to avoid kicking to someone who will gash us for 100 yards or more....TWICE
    4...Our WR's will drop 3 times as many balls as they catch
    5...Our HC is an idiot who sucks at playcalling
    6...Our QB will spend more time looking at the sky than at the field
    7...Our O-line will clear the way for opposing defenses to do whatever the hell they wanna do.
     
  15. Three7s

    Three7s 1st Stringer

    #3 is the only one that's a bit off, bandi. It isn't the punter's fault, it's our genius coach!
     
  16. warcrychief

    warcrychief Ur just da assistant Pimp

    we owe da bengals. i hope we win.
     
  17. Mr. D

    Mr. D WINNING!!

    what you have one... hold let me go find it
     
  18. bandi

    bandi Hall Of Famer

    Yeah....I know...I just had to have a 7th reason...if I'd have known ahead of time, I'd have said 'Cause Ed Hochuli is the ref for this game'....:icon_cheesygrin: