95 Your last item purchased is now your weapon during a zombie apocalypse. What is it?

Discussion in 'Off Topic Discussion' started by Mike, Feb 19, 2014.

  1. Mike

    Mike Want some Cheetos?

    Will you survive?
     
  2. 86WARD

    86WARD -

    2 pounds of wasabi covered peanuts ... I might survive. That shut will burn on an open wound or in the eyes...
     
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  3. DaBears22

    DaBears22 Matt Forte = future MVP Staff Member

    A wall charger for my phone. I'll use it to strangle the walkers. lol
     
  4. smeags

    smeags militant geek

    a cross bow - bring it babyes !!!

    war daryl !!!
     
  5. Jihad Joe

    Jihad Joe Life to Infidels

    DVD of This Is The End
     
  6. TJ

    TJ Dez Caught It

    Pack of Marlboro Reds. I'll give those zombies cancer.
     
  7. Walnuts

    Walnuts All-Pro

    A 4 foot long wooden dowel. Sharpen that batch up and I might last a few minutes.
     
  8. Kurt

    Kurt That Server Guy Staff Member Fantasy Guru

    GFCI receptacle... I'm screwed...
     
  9. Buck Fenson

    Buck Fenson formerly Jake from State Farm

    a quarter ounce of good smoke. Might not live but freak it.
     
  10. CaptainStubing

    CaptainStubing Gave her a Dirty Sanchez

    A beer (glass longneck). I will at least get one shot in. Although maybe i could break the end off and use it to Stab into their brain. It would be better than nothing i guess.
     
  11. Kurt

    Kurt That Server Guy Staff Member Fantasy Guru

    are you anywhere near Louisiana? we need to talk.. lol
     
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  12. markaz

    markaz Resident Cards Fan Staff Member

    A picture of Justin Bieber. If that doesn't scare 'em off, nothing will.
     
  13. Buck Fenson

    Buck Fenson formerly Jake from State Farm

    Dude. I know zombies are not the most lovable creatures but that is just wrong. HR would have a field day with you. LOL
     
  14. 86WARD

    86WARD -

    Better question is why was @markaz's last purchase a Bieber picture.
     
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  15. markaz

    markaz Resident Cards Fan Staff Member

    Granddaughter's birthday and one for my private stash.
     
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  16. Buck Fenson

    Buck Fenson formerly Jake from State Farm

    with a hole cut out where his mouth is?
     
  17. Mike

    Mike Want some Cheetos?

    The wife bought some garden tools. She is totally going to out live me
     
  18. Buck Fenson

    Buck Fenson formerly Jake from State Farm

  19. ICECOLD

    ICECOLD 1st Stringer

    An anniversary card. Not sure which death I'd fear more.. giving the card to my wife and being eaten or papercutting the mofos and then having to deal with her not getting the card
     
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  20. 86WARD

    86WARD -

    lol...screwed either way...
     
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