"daaaaah... daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah... gahhhshhh... dlaaahhhg..." -T.O. is seen here congratulating the new QB for the dallas cowboys, 27 year old mentally goobered "T.R.". After a nasty legal battle, the NFL has agreed to place 1 mentally handicapped player on the active roster, but such a rule was a goldmine for the cowboys, finding that he was the best thing to happen to the franchise.
Headlines: TO's b.o. causes Romo's left side to go completely numb. Romo says it helps him with his electric slide dance.
Brett-Which dog over there you think would win Vick-Well my dog is the one on the left Brett-Ill put 20k on the one on the right
Brett - "Yo Mike, you see that one over there? The brindly brunette?" Mike - "Naw dude, where, which one?" Brett - "Dude, right THERE over by Berman, the freaking crazy looking one with the dark hair and her teeth bared?" Mike - "Aw yeah, word, I see that." Brett - "She's MINE dude, names Deanna, and I think I really got a contender with this one. I'd put up...say 20 grand against any pup you got, no problem." Mike - "Hmmm.......yeah, you know what? I'll take that action and spread the word. You remember how to get to Bad Newz? Bring that snitch and show up around 11PM sunday and you're on." Brett - "Easy money Mikey boy, easy money..."