7 Reasons Why The Bengals Will Beat The Cowboys

1. Carson Palmer > Tony Romo
2. Chad Ocho Cinco and TJ > T. Crybaby O. and Witten
3. Chad Promised a huge Celebration
4. Bengals just signed Cedric Benson
5. OH Henry is back
6. Bengals will Bounce back from 4 losses and get there FIRST WIN
7. Bengals Mascot (WHO DEY) > Jessica Simpson

 

2005 Palmer vs. 2006 Romo? I'll give you that. 2008 versions of both of them? Sorry, no...

Maye Ocho Cinco at 100% can compete with TO. But please, don't compare a WR and a TE :icon_rolleyes: In that case, I'll tell you that Marion Barber is better than Shayne Graham.

Sure he can have it when he scores to make it 35-7 Cowboys :icon_cheesygrin:

ZOMG I'M SO SCARED!!!!! :shock:

Who? :icon_confused:

So that's a reason? :icon_confused: You couldn't even beat the Browns, for crying out loud!!!

Ok, I'll give you that...but I still prefere Jessica's boobs.

 

:rofl: I only added witten in that because I can't think of another WR that the cowboys use other than TO

oh and palmer wasn't playing in the game vs the browns

 

Reche Caldwell II Patrick Crayton
Sam Hurd
Miles Austin

It really doesn't matter since T.O. is pissed and will tear you apart :icon_cheesygrin:

 

you sure he won't tear romo apart if he don't pass it to him :icon_cheesygrin:

 

Wrong again hboy:

 

QFT!

 

Cedric Benson will rush for a -100.






















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lol this list is hilarious

 

MBIII is going to get the ball around 20 times and run all over the bungels. Palmer and his offense won't have enough time to make that much of a difference.

 

He didn't get the ball 20 times last week.

 

which is why the boys lost. JJ and Wade won't let that happen again.

 

Are you sure? What does JJ have to do with coaching decisions?

 

I'm sure he meant JG :icon_confused:

 

JJ has his hand in everything and has a bigger mouth than TO. If jason garret was smart he would go and run MBIII and Jones 30 times at least.

 

So you're saying JJ is the same as Al Davis?

I agree that it would benefit the team Garrett ran the ball instead of whatever the heck he was trying to do last week.

 

No davis is one of a kind, but JJ won't let his team lose like the way the boys did.

 

I'll respectfully disagree and say he let's his coaches handle their business currently. Of course, neither of us know because we aren't employees of the Dallas Cowboys.

As for the Bengals, I think they will run the ball more but I also don't think it really matters. I think the Cowboys would win this game if they passed the ball 99.9% of the duration of the game.

 

The comedic value alone makes it worth clickin' on....but kickin' him over these lists anymore is just inhumane.

 

give him ten years and he will be al used to be a great football mind like jj still is but age caught up with him