100 Rules For Dez Bryant To Live By...

Discussion in 'NFL Smack Central' started by andy82, Aug 26, 2012.

  1. andy82

    andy82 Your Soul, It's Mine!

    No specific procedures for this, as long as people list rules that Bryant needs to live by in order to succeed, no matter how ridiculous. The target is 100, hopefully more will be reached (after all, he'll need them). I'll start with ones posted in the original thread:

    1. Quit thinking you 're all that.
    2. Immaturity will no longer be tolerated, ie., grow up.
    3. Don't beat up your mother.

    And go!
     
  2. Crowned

    Crowned Doesn't give a shit.

    4. The 2nd half is a thing.
     
  3. RichLikeWh0a

    RichLikeWh0a Hermhater = Nemesis

    :icon_cry:
     
  4. Huxley

    Huxley ...

    5. No booze.
    6. No gambling.
    7. No going to strip clubs.


    (I heard that off a Western before. Okay, okay, 7 was really 'no women.')

    Hey, you have a good point too.

    8. There's no crying in football!
     
  5. keemNicks

    keemNicks Team Veteran

    9. Lose the visor
     
  6. 86WARD

    86WARD -

    10. When in doubt refer to 'Pacman' Jones and do the opposite.

    11. No Texting, Tweeting, cellphone usage on field.
    12. Don't try to pass your posse off as your security team if you do decide to sneak out the bathroom window and violate rule #7.
     
  7. DontKnowMe

    DontKnowMe Anti-Social Networker

    13. Just because you hang out with a bunch of guys that wear the same colors as you, doesn't mean you are a gang member.