7 Reasons Why The Bengals Will Beat The Patriots

Discussion in 'NFL Smack Central' started by Mr. D, Sep 6, 2010.

  1. Mr. D

    Mr. D WINNING!!

    1. Welker ain't what he used to be
    2. The NFL has stopped the patriots from cheating
    3. The Bengals Defense > Patriots Offense
    4. Brady is afraid of our criminal element
    5. Batman and Robin are finally together
    6. Benson is a Beast (yes had to add that one)
    7. Carson > Tom
     
  2. mj1987us26

    mj1987us26 Super

    For the love of god please be right about this.
     
  3. Crowned

    Crowned Doesn't give a shit.

    Lmao at 2 things, Cinci D > Patriots offense?? REALLY?

    and Carson Palmer > Tom Brady..... lmao gtfo
     
  4. Mr. D

    Mr. D WINNING!!

    As far as the first one you mentioned yes REALY

    Carson over Brady a couple of years ago no, but now maybe and I can hope lol
     
  5. Crowned

    Crowned Doesn't give a shit.

    Comeon now Mr. D Bengals just don't have a bonafide D , there offense is more impressive. This isn't the Patriots offense first rodeo, Brady can spread any defense out and throw it on them like nobodies business. The Bengals have a good shot of winning this one, but Patriots O > Bengals D.
     
  6. Mr. D

    Mr. D WINNING!!

    Bengals Defense is just that damn good that is all

    but we shall see
     
  7. Mike

    Mike Want some Cheetos?

    weak man

    wheres the effort, and honest belief in your team
     
  8. Mr. D

    Mr. D WINNING!!

    you always have something to criticize on me man so I take nothing from you to heart lol
     
  9. Three7s

    Three7s 1st Stringer

    This
     
  10. Mr. D

    Mr. D WINNING!!

    just wait and see my doubtful friends
     
  11. mj1987us26

    mj1987us26 Super

    I said it once, and I will say it again. Dan, I hope you are right, except against the Dolphins. But the Bills, Jets, and Pats, I want you to be right.
     
  12. Mr. D

    Mr. D WINNING!!

    Seven Reasons why the Bengals Lost
    1. Refs can't see for crap
    2. Bengals Defense of '09 were replaced by Bengals Defense of '08
    3. Bengals Special Teams lost their plane tickets and never showed up
    4. Palmer came to the game just in time for the second half to start and left before the 4th Quarter began
    5. Robin Came out with flying colors while Batman kept dropping his tool belt
    6. Palmer forgot his glasses and thought there was an extra Bengal playing and threw it to the patriots for a touchdown
    7. Mike Brown is still running the Bengals organization.
     
  13. :Loco:

    Especially #4. Jordan Palmer was mistakenly the QB in the first half.
     
  14. Mr. D

    Mr. D WINNING!!

    crap didn't think of that, could have made that one of the reasons :Loco:

    Jordon put his brother's Jersey on and died his hair and put on a fake beard, and caused his brother to miss the plane in time to fool everyone that he was his brother so he can get a start in a game instead of his brother
     
  15. It surely didn't look like Carson throwing out there, that definitely explains the first half nightmare.