Drugs, lies and Brian Cushing’s everlasting erection

Discussion in 'NFL General Discussion' started by SportsChump, Sep 19, 2017.

  1. SportsChump

    SportsChump Well-Known

    I did not have sexual relations with that woman. I’ve never bet on baseball. I cannot tell a lie, I did chop down that cherry tree.

    Blatant mistruths have been with us since the dawn of time. There was that whole Adam, Eve and the forbidden fruit thing to officially kick us out of Eden. Then, who among us doesn’t recall learning the story of our nation’s founding father, a young George Washington, and that poor old cherry tree?

    Who knows whether or not this story actually took place but it exists among the countless we learn as children to teach us the difference between “right” and “wrong.” The story of young George coming clean about that cherry tree is meant to teach us that lying is bad and honesty is noble.

    Brian Cushing must have missed that day in class. He was probably working out.

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