This just in! Soccer’s corrupt. Wait, you already knew that. That’d be like telling you the sky is blue or Adrian Peterson has poor parenting skills. In news that came as a shock to no one, FIFA’s Sepp Blatter resigned only five days after being elected to his fifth presidential term. So much for term limits. Apparently the heat on Blatter was just too much… and he hadn’t even made it to Qatar yet. Rim shot please. Who knows what he took and when but let’s just say the guy doesn’t have much of a fan club. Twitter rejoiced at the announcement of his resignation. Here are some of the more celebratory and downright hysterical Tweets that hit the airwaves the day international soccer was (hopefully) changed forever. Laugh out loud at: http://sportschump.net/2015/06/04/twitter-blatter-internet-field-day-ex-fifa-prez/15665/
My favorite one is "USA finally took down a dictator whithout starting a war". And with the support of most of the civilized world, I might add.