One clerk at the convenience store and the customer at the counter has a minimum of 50 lottery or scratchers tickets. Anywhere but a C-store you dumbasses!!
To follow the markaz theme of packaging... Blister packs. WTF was on their minds to put things in these? Heard the tip of can openers but haven't tried it yet but my favorite is that there's 'magical' devices you can buy designed for that express purpose. & just what are they sold in? F'n blister packs. Oh, the irony...
contrarians. I work with a guy who is a douche contrarian. I call him Brian Griffin. He hates everything everyone else likes. And he'll make it a point to bring stuff up to point out things that are wrong with it. he'll be like, "so how was your weekend?" I'll say, "it was ok, I watched blah blah movie. it was awesome I loved it." he'll say, "eehhh. it wasn't that great. the story and soundtrack sucked. other blah blah movie was better." and that's for everything. if a song comes in the radio that someone else likes, he breaks into this long thing about how all modern music sucks and sounds the same. he talks like a critic because he's a 25.year old virgin that goes to movies 3 times a week by himself.
NO SH*T! Bought a Logitech headset that I had to return to Best Buy last week and it looked like I'd opened it with a hedge trimmer.