I Can Guarantee It! Week 2

You may not love Chad Ochocinco but you will if he doesn't score a touchdown next week! You could win $10!

You may not love Chad Ochocinco but you will if he doesn't score a touchdown next week! You could win $10!

This is a brand new article where I pit myself against you, the readers. If you have read some articles that I’ve done in the past, you will see that I tend to make outlandish statements and predictions.

Here is my way to make things even more interesting.

Starting from this week forward, I will make a prediction about something that will happen in the NFL in the given week. To make things interesting, I am willing to reward everyone who participates with me. If I am wrong, I am willing to reward someone with $10 through PayPal

There are no catches here people, no scams. All  you have to do to enter this “contest” is comment down below and include your PayPal account. If I make an incorrect prediction, I will award a random commenter with $10 on PayPal. All you have to do is post! If the contest becomes popular, I will up the ante in the following weeks. When commenting, feel free to give me ideas for what to do next week too.

I will submit a screenshot of a random number generator being used to prove I’m being honest. If a writer from Top Fantasy Football is chosen by the random number generator, I will choose again to assure one of our loyal readers is chosen.

You are welcome to post multiple times but if any comment other than your first is selected by the random number generator, I’ll generate the number again.

Remember, all you have to do is comment below to be eligible for a chance to earn $10. It’s so easy!

Week 2 Guarantee:

Chad Ochocinco will score a touchdown against the Green Bay Packers

Why?

We have all heard the chitter-chatter by Chad Ochocinco in the preseason. I love it personally, because he has his swagger back. Chad is the type of player that feeds off drama, so when he plans things like a Lambeau Leap, I feel like he has something up his sleeve. Remember when he planned to leap into Cleveland’s dog pound? Well, he did it, and it was hysterical.

Ochocinco didn’t make a guarantee himself that he will find his way into the end-zone but with a stunt like this planned, be sure that he’ll be telling Carson Palmer to get him the ball.

I can’t wait to see how the Packer fans will react to him in the stands in Green Bay!

Comments

  1. CR says:

    Interesting prediction…I think you’ve got about 50% chance of being right. Cincy could be throwing a lot, playing catch up.

  2. parenstein says:

    My prediction is that Green Bay will overwhelm Cincinnatti and that Ocho will NOT score a TD. If they are lucky to get in the red zone at all, I predict it will be Henry that gets the score for Cincinnatti..

  3. Fanimaniac says:

    I've got Ochocinco on my bench. I drafted him in a very late round (no one else in my league seems to trust him either), and am hoping he lives up to his self-proclaimed hype! Now with this column, I've got a chance to get $10 if he doesn't. It's a win-win situation for me! :) And for the most part, his antics amuse me. Would love to see him leap in Lambeau. Though I don't know what will happen if he does — Will the Pack block his attempt, or if he makes it, will they let him back down?? (And whatever happened to those "loopholes" he said would let him Twitter during games??)

  4. Top_Fantasy says:

    Cinco will find the end zone.. but don't get he brown round on that wall.. they will deny him mid flight! lol

  5. Top_Fantasy says:

    Cinco will find the end zone.. but he won't get his brown round on that wall.. they will deny him mid flight! lol

  6. Tony Lillie says:

    GB’s d-back are average but d-line & LB’s stuff the run well. Ocho will score in Lambeau, do ‘the leap’, but will wear beer, brats, cheese, etc for his efforts.

  7. Kurt says:

    The amazing Mike Sholty DOES it again..

  8. msholty says:

    Stay tuned for this week's prediction!
    …now if I could only decide on which one…