Like most of you I was highly disappointed when K Train didnt do his "Proper name mock" this year, so I decided to it, but with a little twist thanks to Adrian Peterson and Rashard Mendenhall. Since playing pro Football is like slavery, Im going to give each Kunta a new slave name #1- Carolina: Toby Newton, QB Auburn- Throws a might purdy ball #2- Denver- Toby Dareus, DT Alabama Massir Elway seems like he's not sold on Toby Tebow, so Gabbert could be a surpise pick here #3- Buffalo- Toby Gabbert, QB Some craphole Big 12 School They lose out on Newton and get Gabbert who should still fit. Unfortunatly for them, while white people make better QB's, black people make better slaves #4-Cincinatti- Toby Green, WR UG Green hops on the Underground Railroad in Georgia and heads to the North #5- Arizona- Toby Miller, OLB TAMU Massir Whisenhut needs a QB, but he needs a pass rusher almost as bad #6- Cleveland- Toby Fairley, DT Auburn Going to a 4-3, the need a 3 Tech #7- San Fransisco- Toby Petterson, CB LSU Odd that all of the top 7 picks play in the south? #8 Tennessee- Toby Jones, WR Alabama #9 Dallas- Toby Smith OT, USC Dallas tapping the west coast to fill the plantation, 10- Washington- Toby Locker, QB Washington A good fit for Massir Shannahan, unfortunatly Lock is a couple years away from being able to work in the house 11-Houston- Toby Watt, DE Indiana?????? Wisconsin????/ Hard working Ginger Kid will make a great mascot 12- Minnesota- Toby Quinn, DE North Carolina Brain tumor and missing the year has him dropping, but a top field worker 13- Detroit - Toby Costanzo, OT Boston College 14- St. Louis- Toby Amakamara, CB Nebraska 15- Miami- Toby Ingram, HB Alabama The last of the Alabama Blackskins to go in the first 16- Jacksonville- Toby Smith, DE Mizzo 17- New England- Toby Kerrigan, DE Purdue Masser Billicheck demands hard working high motor players. Kerrigan is a poor mans JJ Watt in that he has the makings of a great mascot expect he isnt really talented like Watt. Will be hung from a tree in 3 year 18- San Diego, Toby Jordan, DE Cal 19- New York Giants- Toby Pouncey, OL Florida 20- Tampa Bay- Toby Bowers, DE Clemson Great talent, but a serious knee injury means there is a strong possibility of him being hung from a tree 21- Kansas City- Toby Taylor, NT Baylor Slips this far because at 350 Lbs, will be the hardest player in the draft to string up and whip 22- Indianapolis- Toby Carimi Toby Manning is getting older every year (duh), and Massir Caldwell's OL isnt as stong as it was in Mannings younger years 23- Philadelphia- Toby Smith, CB Colorado 24- New Orleans- Toby Claiborne, DE Iowa 25-Seattle Seahawks- Toby Mallet QB Arkansas String him up and whip him a few times and he could be the QB in this class 26- Baltimore- Toby Ayers, LB UCLA Not a great worker but a versatile . Can work in the house or in the field You need that for a hybrid D 27- Atlanta, Toby Watkins OG Baylor I think he may be Mormon, which means he is a goober. Is 27 years old, but Atlanta may be losing Toby Blaylock to FA 28- New England- Toby Reed, LB Arizona Like Ayers can work in the house or in the field 29- Chicago- Toby Solder, LT Colorado 30- New York Jets- Toby Williams, CB/FS Texas] Masser Ryan needs a FS bad and Williams grades out as the best in this draft 31- Pittsburgh- Toby Harris, CB Miami Harris may be a better pure CB then Williams 32- Green Bay- Toby Heyward, DE OSU Toby Jenkins is a FA and may not be back
Its hard to say, he could easily land either place. Houstion however is going to a 3-4 and dont have alot of fits for it up front. Detroit really needs a LT
Agreed on both. But Det will neglect the tackle position again like they do all the time haha jk. You think Chi goes for another crappy tackle?
Yes but they'll think they are getting a stud. Sherrod makes more since now, but Solder could be an excellent LT down the line He reminds a lot of Staley, and that hasnt worked out so great
Hell yeah it hasn't I hated that pick. a LT that gives up atleast 8 sacks a year and is injured the other half of the year.
lol the proper name draft is comin for the contest... harris is a baller, but hes not a good fit for the steelers
I don't think Toby is a good pick at that point. Question, what would Toby Gerharts name have been in this draft?
