Dolphins WR Brandon Marshall's Goal Vs Jets Is To Be Kicked Out By Halftime

Discussion in 'Miami Dolphins' started by SRW, Oct 13, 2011.

  1. SRW

    SRW Ex-World's Worst Site Admin

    Dolphins wide receiver Brandon Marshall admitted Thursday that he’s having an “average†season by his standards and that his offseason goal of trying to control his emotions has backfired on the football field after revealing in August that he is battling Borderline Personality Disorder, which is characterized by unusual mood swings. “I’ve been living in a bubble a little bit trying to control myself instead of being me,†Marshall said. The answer, Marshall said, is simple: It’s time to unleash his inner beast again, starting this Monday against the Jets on national television. "Hey man, I’m just going to let it out. I don’t care if they have two or three cameras on me. I don’t care if I have penalties, it doesn’t matter. I’m going to let it all out,†Marshall said. “I don’t know if it’s throwing a football 15 yards in the bleachers and getting a 15-yard (penalty) or punting the ball and getting thrown out of the game, something’s going to happen. I’ll probably get kicked out after the second quarter. I’m going to have fun on Monday Night Football, that’s all I can say.†In fact, the more Marshall talked about it, the more he liked the idea of playing with “passion†and “aggression†and ultimately getting ejected in the first half of Monday’s game. Marshall mentioned it three times in an 11-minute interview. “My goal is to get thrown out midway through the second quarter. Hopefully I achieve that,†he said. “Whatever it takes, that’s what I need to get the season going. ...No, I’m not joking. I’m serious. They’re going to fine me—probably going to be like a $50,000 fine. That quarter-and-a-half I’m out there, I’m going to play like a monster. I might get in a fight with Bart Scott, (Antonio) Cromartie—we used to fight in Denver and San Diego. If that happens, that happens, so we’ll see.â€

    Source: Sporting News
     
  2. Omen

    Omen Speeling Be Champions Staff Member

    Wonder if I should start him

    Sent from my HTC EVO
     
  3. This is exactly whats wrong with the Dolphins.........
     
  4. Steve12

    Steve12 The night is dark and full of terrors

    This is awesome. lol. What an idiot. I wonder how his coaches feel about this.
     
  5. DontKnowMe

    DontKnowMe Anti-Social Networker

    Underachiever.

    He should try to get kick out on the first play.
     
  6. 86WARD

    86WARD -

    Uh...wut?
     
  7. Rottstein

    Rottstein Rookie

    He may be heading into dangerous mental territory to say something like this. They should have a professional talk to him before he causes bigger problems for himself.
     
  8. 86WARD

    86WARD -

    Mentally, I think we all know he's already there...
     
  9. YEAH DUDE!

    YEAH DUDE! CHAMPION OF THE UNIVERSE!

    He's hilarious, now I want to watch this game.
     
  10. Buck Fenson

    Buck Fenson formerly Jake from State Farm

    that would be the way to go. line up for the kickoff and when it gets kicked run over and punch Ryan in his gut and run off the field to the locker room in one move.
     
  11. 86WARD

    86WARD -

    The rodwad is all talk...
     
  12. SeanTaylor21

    SeanTaylor21 TheKingofKind

    Hahahaha what? This is awesome, I am totally going to try to watch this game now.
     
  13. Buck Fenson

    Buck Fenson formerly Jake from State Farm

    We shall see. I am with you on the all talk crap. Maybe he will come up with an "injury" and leave that way. If he does get thrown out he should be cut immediately.
    Hey Brandon [​IMG]