The most obvious idea ever is about to make me a very wealthy man

Discussion in 'NFL General Discussion' started by SportsChump, Mar 26, 2014.

  1. SportsChump

    SportsChump Well-Known

    I just became a millionaire.

    Okay, that’s not entirely true but I did come up with an idea that will soon make me one. I’ll meet you guys in line at the bank teller. I’ll be the one with the hearty deposit slip and the wads of cash in his hand.

    In fact, I’m going to go ahead and copyright my idea right here, right now, so when it becomes commonplace among professional sports franchises nationwide, I’ll have proof that I’m the one who thought of it first.

    And like so many other good ideas of our time, it was inspired by drugs, booze and jail time. Long live rock and roll!

    The idea at: http://sportschump.net/2014/03/26/o...ights-professional-sports-taxi-service/13548/
     
  2. TJ

    TJ Dez Caught It

    The only little problem with your plan, as I see it...

    "No, I'm totally fine...don't worry, I only had 2 beers".

    That's what everybody says a few minutes before being pulled over for DUI.
     
  3. smeags

    smeags militant geek

    the issue i see is this:

    mr sherman here is your taxi.

    richard sherman - freak that - sherman dont ride in no sorry ass taxi ....
     
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  4. smeags

    smeags militant geek

    that said i wish you luck man.
     
  5. TJ

    TJ Dez Caught It

    Oh, yeah...this one too.
     
  6. TJ

    TJ Dez Caught It

    And my personal favorite:

    "I drive better after I drank"
     
  7. Walnuts

    Walnuts All-Pro

    Thats a direct quote from your man @Fez, no?
     
  8. Walnuts

    Walnuts All-Pro

    Just gotta make it like Europe and have the taxis be 700 series Bimmers and S-Class Benzes.
     
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  9. TJ

    TJ Dez Caught It

    LOL...sure it is...
     
  10. ragman

    ragman Pro Bowler Fantasy Guru

    This.

    Add to Sherman's name a large number of NFL players who feel that way. To them, riding in a taxi is an insult.
     
  11. Diesel44

    Diesel44 Serial Killer

    It will never work because these guys do things the way they want to,regardless of how right or how wrong it is.doing it their way is what these guys want.
     
  12. Buck Fenson

    Buck Fenson formerly Jake from State Farm

    the NFL has a program to carry players anywhere they want to go. players just don't use it.
     
  13. SportsChump

    SportsChump Well-Known

    Smeags, nice.

    I'm pretty sure he'd be okay with things as long as "a sorry ass receiver like Crabtree" wasn't driving his cab around town.

    And Buck...

    I figured something like that had to be in place but perhaps it should be institutionalized a little better, yea?
     
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  14. LebaneseFF

    LebaneseFF Error loading Staff Member Premium Member Fantasy Guru

    This has been in place for quite some time, I remember going to a conference in AZ back in 2007 and I remember some NFL reps being there and they were complaining that millions of dollars had been wasted on this idea.
     
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  15. Buck Fenson

    Buck Fenson formerly Jake from State Farm

    probably got some hoopties to carry them around. besides, if a player came out with some skanks or another dude, their secret wouldn't be safe. also probably couldn't blaze up there.
     
  16. SportsChump

    SportsChump Well-Known

    Jad... Perhaps they should give me a call.

    Buck... Hence the healthy tip. Look, we all know athletes party. So throw the guy a grand, have your private driver and tell the guy to shut the hell up.
     
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  17. Buck Fenson

    Buck Fenson formerly Jake from State Farm

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  18. SportsChump

    SportsChump Well-Known

    he he, exactly
     
  19. Buck Fenson

    Buck Fenson formerly Jake from State Farm

    man, wouldn't that be a killer job? take care of them well and think of the good crap you could get.
     
  20. SportsChump

    SportsChump Well-Known

    Exactly, Buck.

    What driver wouldn't keep his mouth shut knowing he was about to make an extra grand for the night on top of his salary?