My sister and her family came to Lebanon from Washington DC and I was off for two weeks. I AM BACK now. :)
Im taking a crap as I type this. Theres literally a turd hanging halfway out of my...oh no wait there it went. Ahhhhhhhhhhh sweet relief. But yeah, learn to multitask, slacker.
I would apologize if I wasn't posting while taking a crap...that would mean something major was happening...like dying while on the toilet...which I have been close to.