ram29jackson's STONE COLD LOCK OF THE CENTURY SUPER BOWL PREDICTIONS

Discussion in 'NFL Smack Central' started by Walnuts, Sep 26, 2014.

  1. Walnuts

    Walnuts All-Pro

    So here it is, @ram29jackson , time to put up or shut up. Give us your predictions for the playoff field and Super Bowl winner, as determined by your storyline fantasies. You say the situation is rigged, so it should be easy enough for you to tell us who the fix is in for this year, right? Even if you cant predict the weekly winners and losers for the life of you, that shouldnt matter if you know how it's all going to play out in the end, and thats all that REALLY matters anyway. So do it. Forget about the journey there, just tell us the eventual destination. Or, just puss out, leave, and continue to peddle your nonsense elsewhere.
     
  2. Jihad Joe

    Jihad Joe Life to Infidels

    Two words

    Austin


    Davis
     
  3. Walnuts

    Walnuts All-Pro

    Ferguson bump?
     
  4. Steve12

    Steve12 The night is dark and full of terrors

    Reminiscence bump?

    Is this the word association thread?
     
  5. 86WARD

    86WARD -

    Keep it at the top!
     
  6. Jihad Joe

    Jihad Joe Life to Infidels

    Pretty soon the storyline will come out that Austin Davis moved to Hollywood from Alaska and had been selling his CDs and poetry books out of the van he and his mother had been living in before he got a tryout with the STL Rams
     
  7. Jihad Joe

    Jihad Joe Life to Infidels

    Soon he will start to subtly show fantastic cleavage
     
  8. DawkinsINT

    DawkinsINT Tebow free since 9/5/2015.

    Everything is quietly being set-up behind the scenes for Michael Sam to be Super Bowl MVP.
     
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  9. Jihad Joe

    Jihad Joe Life to Infidels

    No because hes a Cowboy and the NFL cant resist another Romo Chock angle
     
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  10. DawkinsINT

    DawkinsINT Tebow free since 9/5/2015.

    He's a Cowboy for now. He will be traded to the Giants or Jets.
     
  11. 86WARD

    86WARD -

    When we see Barbara Steisand as the half time show, that might be the tip off that that story line is about to go down...
     
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  12. 86WARD

    86WARD -

    Good Ole Babs!
     
  13. Jihad Joe

    Jihad Joe Life to Infidels

    I think Denver is gonna win it all with Denver down by 6 with 1:30, Manning going down on the first play of drive and Elway coming out retirement.

    This inevitably leads to Copter Dive 2
     
  14. Jihad Joe

    Jihad Joe Life to Infidels

    No way Jones trades that publicity.

    I think Elway comes of the closet at the same time he comes out of retirement.

    Camaras catch him giving Shannon Sharpe an open mouth kiss right before he puts his 1940's era leather helmet on(ala Homer Simpson )
     
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  15. Jihad Joe

    Jihad Joe Life to Infidels

    Sams story is just the NFL probing wheather or not it will take. Test it on some scrub. In week 10 it will come out that Sam isnt actually gay, he just said he was for the publicity.
     
  16. DawkinsINT

    DawkinsINT Tebow free since 9/5/2015.

    Sam is going to call a press conference to reveal that while he is in fact gay, that the NFL is scripted. He also informs the media that he's a member of a football message board going by the name, ram29jackson (Miss Jackson if you're nasty).
     
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  17. Jihad Joe

    Jihad Joe Life to Infidels

    How do the Saints factor in
     
  18. Jihad Joe

    Jihad Joe Life to Infidels

     
  19. Walnuts

    Walnuts All-Pro

    I think he might be the perfect guy to give a whole new angle to the Romo Choking script, ifyaknowwhatImean. Give that tired old horse of a story a fabulous new flogging. You pickin up what Im putting down?
     
  20. Jihad Joe

    Jihad Joe Life to Infidels

    Maybe the whole team goes gay

    Now do you go old skool with Micheal Does Dallas, or contemporary with a Brokeback Mountain angle