Stuff your sorry in a sack. We all waited with baited breath for your Halloween message. I wore a plastic Casper The Friendly Ghost mask last night. Underneath that mask were tears of sadness due to not hearing from you. You disappointed us all with this late junk.
Halloween...what a joke. Gone from something that all kids, parents and neighbors were into when I was a kid to an absolute joke. Had the lights out and a note on the door....No Candy.
Halloween suuuucked. Super cold and windy, not as many houses passing out candy, so less of my kids candy I get to eat Just all around pretty shirtty. Im really not a fan of Halloween in the first place.
Got to admit that I do like seeing the little tykes (2 years old max) decked out in some Walgreens bought Spiderman or Green Hornet outfit. Cute as hell.
I had a griiiiiiiip of kids. One of the nice things about living in a small town, people still do the trick or treating thing, on Halloween, house to house, after dark, none of this midafternoon walk around the mall nonsense I see everywhere. Musta had 100 plus. The best moment of the night was when a tiny 2 year old ignored the candy entirely, ran in and threw both his arms around the neck of my pitbull (I was holding the dog back with one hand and holding out the bowl of candy with the other all night) who just squirmed in excitement and covered his face in kisses.
I didn't get home until 7 pm, but I had only one group of kids. About 8 of them. Gave them poptarts and a small bag of chips.
Just turned off all of the lights and holed up in the house. Practically no kids in my neighborhood anymore.
