KJ3's Mock-ola

(updated 4/24)

so i know it's lame that the 1st pick is already decided....but honestly i was taking the wrong long. like i'm going to post it wrong now....psshh...

1Miami Dolphins - Jake Long, OT, Michigan .
duh.
2. St. Louis Rams - Chris Long, DE, Virginia
i think he's the best fit of value and need here.
3. Atlanta Falcons - Glenn Dorsey, DT, LSU
best value and need again
4. New York Jets - (Traded from Oakland Raiders for #6, 3rd round pick, and an '09 3rd round pick) Darren McFadden, RB, Arkansas
i think ny jets reveal their boner for Run DMC
5. Kansas City Chiefs - Branden Albert, G/OT, Virginia
value/need
6. Oakland Raiders (Traded from New York Jets) - Vernon Gholston, DE, Ohio State
happy this muscle covered freak fell, and to get a couple picks out of it
7. New England Patriots - Keith Rivers, OLB, USC
bastards of their own breed. they deserve nothing but get a young linebacker to feed to the old ones to keep their health in playable shape
8. Baltimore Ravens - Matt Ryan, QB, Boston College
happy that he got through the atl and kc picks without having to trade anything to get him. value/need
9. Cincinnati Bengals - Sedrick Ellis, DT USC
he's been going here on most of the mocks i've seen since january and it makes sense i'm going to stick with it.
10. New Orleans Saints - Dominique Rodgers-Cromartie CB, Tenn St
a gifted athlete surrounded in hype going to the saints. hopefully this one turns out for the better....
11. Buffalo Bills - Leodis McKelvin, CB, Troy
they get the best cb imo
12. Denver Broncos - Ryan Clady, OT, Boise St
from the broncos to the broncos. bronco.
13. Carolina Panthers - Derrick Harvey DE, Florida
homeboy just hung it up. replacement at a position of need/value
14. Chicago Bears - Chris Williams, OT, Vanderbilt
Someone has to protect um....their.....quarterback....
15. Detroit Lions - Rashard Mendenhall, RB, Illinios
from the broncos, to the broncos. everyone is happy.
16. Arizona Cardinals - Jonathan Stewart, RB, Oregon
Great replacement for edge. the value here is awesome.
17. Kansas City Chiefs (Traded from Minny for DE Jared Allen and every pick from now until 2014) Phillip Merling DE, Clemson
burned minny for their franchised player and get a perfectly suitable replacement. kc rejoices.
18. Houston Texans - Kenny Phillips, S, Miami
having just watched their top 3 choices from their top 3 positions of need selected kubiak and smith gather themselves for a tough decision but make the best of it by surprise picking the 6' 2'', 212 lbs., 4.5-40 yard dash having safety from miami to bolster a weak secondary.
19. Philadelphia Eagles - Devin Thomas WR, Michigan St
he's no ocho cinco but maybe he can wear #85 in philly?
20. Tampa Bay Buccaneers - Aqib Talib, CB, Kansas
tampa takes the next best corner
21. Washington Redskins - Calais Campbell, DE, Miami
i think a lot of people are expecting him to fall but i just don't see it with his size.
22. Dallas Cowboys - Desean Jackson, WR, California
them boys get some youth at their aging wr position
23. Pittsburgh Steelers - Jeff Otah, OT Pitt
Excited that he fell this far the steel crew jump at this chance
24. Tennessee Titans - Limas Sweed, WR Texas
Vince gets his wish.
25. Seattle Seahawks - Kentwan Balmer, DT, North Carolina
i copied this pick because i don't know much about the seahawks
26. Jacksonville Jaguars - Quentin Groves, DE
need pick
27. San Diego - Mike Jenkins, CB, South Florida
fill the gap with the next best cornerback
28. Dallas Cowboys - Felix Jones, RB, Arkansas
jerry got his boy
29. San Francisco 49ers - Jerod Mayo, LB, Tennessee
pure guess here
30. Green Bay Packers - Brandon Flowers, CB, Virginia Tech
their cb's are getting up there and they take the next best corner.
31. New England Patriots-Buttholes

32. New York Giants - Dan Connor, LB, Penn St
fills need with a stud

da-daaa! there it is folks, go bet all the money you have on what i've put down for you here*









*i do not condone gambling

 

You sure you didn't copy off me?:icon_cheesygrin: Looks pretty good, although I don't think the Lions would have to trade up to get Mendenhall....other than that, damn it's very close from top to bottom with mine. Good job.:icon_thumright:

 

yea, the tampa bay, seattle and new york giants picks i did actually copy off yours because i had no idea. actually a lot of the picks are total guesses mixed in with obvious choices and then a little bit of knowledge thrown in....i should work for espn.

 

I demand compensation!:icon_eek:


25,000 vcash should cover the damages to my reputation.

 

haha, i just did a side by side comparison and our mock's top 10 are exactly the same save the trade...

what can i say? great minds think alike.....or we are both totally wrong hahaha....

uhhh uhhh uhhh....

...i mean...

...i didn't copy yours at all, especially not those three picks that someone mentioned earlier, whoever that was.....

 

That's what I'm afraid of.:dontknow:

 

nah, i think we're good. i mean the rams are really only gonna look at two players now, pick one and i think atl is taking the other. i think the biggest variable really is darren mcfadden. him/clady/gholston kind of skew 2-5 a little, but i think this is the most likely turnout...MAYBE kc takes ryan, but already with croyle and a hole on the line i think having clady fall into their laps makes it the obvious choice...
6-10 has pretty much been that way in a ton of mocks (albert just arrived to top 10 status obviously) that i've seen and i don't disagree.