#cowboysUK Monkey Balls

Dallas sucks shweaty balls!

 

A big-spender owner, a man-tramp of a qb, a cocksucker WR, a stripper-humping gambling cornerback, an over-the-hill middle 'backer, and an overhyped linebacker playing safety.

Mix it together, and voila!!!

[I was gonna try and find a pic of shweaty balls, but nothing was
'appropriate']

 

I will do it then.


[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1ABGCMJPKwo[/media]

:lolsign:

 

Dallas is obviouthly gay.. they suck male monkey balls.

 

Wow - the jealousy in thiis thread is just fantastic...

 

Jealousy? You've got it all wrong. I think the word you were looking for is HATE.

:dallassucks: :hard: :stewie:

 

I love Dallas haters
the pettiness they show is fantastic

 

I have met some real petty Dallas fans as well.

 

I'm sure they exist
We just get hated on more than any other team, but I dont give a crap

pathetic haters make me laugh

 

lol....There are alot of pathetic haters....the Steelers have alot also that I deal with so you are not alone...lol.

 

That's because Dallas has more arrogant pr**k and bandwagon fans than any other team.

 

burnout thats so not true.... There are a lot of diehard fans... but as far as arrogant pr**k??? not a chance in hell :)

 

Everybody has them in their city and "arrogant pr**k" and "bandwagon fan" describes every single one of them perfectly. Maybe that's not true of all Dallas fans, but those few make it damn hard to like the Cowboys or any of their fan base.

 

I still feel bad for the poor monkey.

 

burnout are you trying to say u hate ALL dallas fans???

 

No. I hate the fact that they root for Dallas, but I don't hate them all. The ones I get to now aren't that bad at all (especially the regulars here), but I don't give the benefit of the doubt to the ones I don't know.

 

well every team has wagoners and every team has pathetic fans... so why the hatred for da boys?

 

Look at what they do to the balls of monkeys.

 

I don't hate the Cowboys but I don't like Romo.