#cowboysUK Monkey Balls

Your right Bigsexy81.... Dallas sure does suck. They suck giant hairy horse balls.


He wasn't talking to himself. I was just a little late in answering.

 

^^^ whoa, so dallas has finally branched out into the horse balls sucking industry ? well it'sd about time and it only seems fitting. a cowboys has to comfort his horse.

 

It's got to be hard being from a city whose biggest sports idol is not even real :icon_sad:

 

mike schmidt isn't real ? :icon_eek:

 

Don't you guys have a statue of Rocky Balboa?

Don't get me wrong...I love Rocky movies (even when Rocky V never actually happened for me), but come on!!! :icon_cheesygrin:

 

rocky ?? lol - my man, nobody thinks of rocky as a sports idol in this area. the media created that farse. the spirit of the character does represent philly pretty acurately but beyond that he's nothing.

we have rocky - you have brokeback mountain.

 

We have stamina, you have Reid.

 

reid will eat your stamina. :icon_cool:

btw - was that stamina that was shown in the playoffs the last couple of years by the boys ?

 

so does letting a snap go through your an*l ease lubed up hands.

 

No, it was Crayton and Romo being unable to hold onto a freaking ball... :icon_rolleyes:

 

in the end we're all trying to de-throne the giants.

 

The irony makes my soul cry.

 

this is true - for if there's anything worse than a the cowpukes and thier bull milking fans it's the vagiants and their greeseball posse of fans.

 

who think Elisha is god, and didn't even know his birth name, was really Elisha.. which makes them even more truer fans then what they already are.

 

^^Rep

 

DALLAS SUCKS!!!

 

Sportsguy...is that you? :icon_eek:

 

No... but if he hates Dallas as much as I do, I like him already...

DALLAS SUCKS!!!

 

No...I asked because he says the same thing over and over again...

We get the point...you're a jealous hater...anything else to add?