#cowboysUK Monkey Balls

Totally jealous... I wish my team could get to the postseason only to choke in the first game in back to back years.

That would be so sweet!

DALLAS SUCKS!

 

No, no...you wish your team had 5 Lombardi Trophies, and not be one of the greatest underachievers in NFL history...

You guys had the best team in the NFC for years and have nothing to show for it...and WE'RE the chokers?

You gotta love Eagles fans...

 

I'm totally jealous. I wish we had a WR that loved our QB like McAdams loves Gosling.

 

Hey!! There was a time when T.O. and McChokey were bestest friends forever!! What the hell happened?

 

And now the script is flipping and you're frightened.

 

Not yet...call me back in January

 

:icon_lol: That was all an act for the cameras. We all know their s*x was nowhere near as passionate as what Tony and Terrell do under the covers in Dallas.

 

So he dumped a black dude for a latin dude...score one for the latin lover myth

 

The inevitable 'It doesn't matter if we choke now because guys who are either dead or in broadcast booths got it done decades ago' comeback... You are a true Dallas fan.

Just to refresh your memory, this was the most popular song the last time your boys brought home the hardware. [ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9z7t-Ox3XvU"]YouTube - Los Del Rio - Macarena[/ame]

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

DALLAS SUCKS!!!

 

You know what they say: "Once you go black, you go to the Cowboys and drop a lot of passes." Or something like that.

 

It's too bad I can't even remember a song from when the Eagles won a championship for the last time

 

http://www.musicoutfitters.com/topsongs/1960.htm

Take your pick, ya cack!

 

What can I say...I wasn't born in 1960

 

yes, you have a monkey pube on your chin.

 

**Looks in the mirror**

No, I don't!! :icon_frown:

 

:laughy32:

DALLAS SUCKS!!!

 

:rollinglaugh: Rep.

 

DALLAS SUCKS MONKEY BALLS!

 

Yawn

 

On this Fourth of July holiday, let us not forget that :dallassucks: .