This Just In - Brett Farve Just Had A Bowel Movement !!

details are sketchy right now so we are not sure if it was a loose movement or a nice tight loaf. no doubt we will know the exact color and atomic weight soon enough as reporters continue to swing from brett's nuts and ravenfan52 spares no bandwidth posting about farve's every move. :icon_rolleyes:

 

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LOL. Rep.

 

RF is posting news, blame the media for the headlines on what Brett's crap looks like not RF.

 

It hasn't all been news. There's also the poll and the "Crazy Brett Favre Scenarios" thread.

 

If people aren't interested in it then don't reply to it....see it's that simple.

 

You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to smeagle again.

Any word as to whether Brett balls or folds his toilet paper before wiping?

 

see...now this i care about.

 

and if i want to snitch about it in the fight club i will.


see, it's that simple. well maybe not for you anyway.

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more breaking news to the story....

brett favres p**p is brown, does that means the Browns have the edge? What would happen to Anderson or Quinn? stay tuned

note, according to John Madden, he has inspected the crap and is reporting that it, in fact, does not stink.

 

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No one said you couldn't snitch, actually I was talking to Burn, making a general statement that if people didn't like it, don't read it...Baby on..

 

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my sources tell me that there was corn in it

 

My sources tell me that there was tomato seeds in it.

 

Thank you, Sweets. Like she said, don't blame me, I just pass on the breaking news here. Blame the people who originally broke it. I haven't gotten a pm from Steve about it, so I think it's okay. I have a click here to discuss on all of them except the Panthers one, and there were more threads I could've made but didn't. Instead I edited the first story. Like Sweets said, if you don't like it don't read it.

I know a lot of you think it's ridiculous and that he'll stay retired and that this is all just speculation and rumors, but one of these things could happen. And the scenario thread was just for some fun and laughs. The poll was a very good idea to find out if you all think he will or won't play when opening day does arrive.

 

Sources say it bears a very close resemblance the one known as Shante....

 

Oh STFU you Brett Favre loving douche bag. :icon_evil:

 

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Cause you see that when the crap comes out of Brett and ummm well umm then there's no smell to it and so what you have then is uhh that then it's.. well it probably must mean that the crap just doesn't stink. Which is what I have always thought is that umm there's no stink on his uhhh crap