7 Reasons Why The Bengals Will Beat The Squeelers

1. The Game is in Pittsburgh
2. Fitz may not be better than Ben, but he has better weapons
3. No Chad No problem
4. Who Dey > Steely McBeam
5. Ben-Gal's > Tomlin
6. TJ > Ward
7. Bengals are ready for Payback and will not get swept by the Squealers

 

at least you still a good fan, dont give up.

 

Good for you. I've pretty much punched out for this year.

 

After last week, I'd rename this threads "7 reasons why the Bengals WON'T LOSE...."

 

^^^got that list covered for ya Mr D

1)The other team might have NO running game
2)The other team's QB might throw us the ball 3 times
3)The other team's QB might add on a fumble to us for good measure
4)The other team's coach might call the most predictable one dimensional game EVER
5)The other team's WRs might drop half the passes that actually make it to them
6)If we make it to OT the other team might not know they have to actually win it in 1 OT period
7)Phiglesphan might have money on the game and as we all know....god hates phiglesphan

 

whats a squealer?

 

:agreed:

 

lol..remember our bet though!

 

Got it!!

 

8. :bungels:

 

a Football player that plays in Pittsburgh

:rollinglaugh:

 

Haven't you ever seen "Deliverance"?

 

blitzburgh will kill ryan fitzpatrick tonight

 

Fitz will not worry about Crapzburgh

 

Looks like it's time to break out the dwarves again....

 

now now leave the browns out of this

 

your 7 reasons, as always, suck. here are some better ones:

1. the bengals haven't lost at all the past 3 weeks
2. the bengals D looked really good holding the eagles to 13 points and the steelers only put up 11 points last week
3. anything can happen on primetime TNF
4. anything can happen in a division game
5. it's mathetamatically possible (that one's for you, Mr. D :icon_cheesygrin:)
6. the bengals haven't lost in pittsburgh in a year
7. the bengals will get payback on ward and shut him down

 

hey kid go play in traffic or whatever I don't care if you like my 7 reasons

 

Mr. D's 7 are better than RF52's 7.