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About
- Location:
- Jersey Shore
- Occupation:
- Amusement Park Ride Operator
Sports Animal
Sports Writing, Watching Baseball, Playing BasketballInteract
Signature
Two eyes, two ears, a chin, a mouth, ten fingers, two nipples. A butt, two kneecaps, a p**is. I have just described to you the Loch Ness Monster. And the reward for its capture? All the riches in Scotland. So I have one question: Why are you here?
-Creed Bratton