Nate Kaeding Tried To Commit Suicide Last Night

Discussion in 'NFL Smack Central' started by Saintsfan1972, Jan 19, 2010.

  1. Saintsfan1972

    Saintsfan1972 BREESUS SAVES

    Did you hear Nate Kaeding tried to hang himself last night? He got the noose around his neck, but he couldn't kick the chair.

    Did you hear Nate Kaeding tried to shoot himself last night? The bullet was wide right.

    Did you hear Nate Kaeding tried to swallow a bottle of sleeping pills last night? He choked on the first three.

    Did you hear Nate Kaeding tried to throw himself into a volcano yesterday? He was going to take a flight to Hawaii, but he missed it.

    Did you hear Nate Kaeding tried to slit his wrists with piano wire? He couldn't get his hands inside the upright.
     
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  2. brakos82

    brakos82 30% more cats than last year!

    bar talk last night SF?
     
  3. Saintsfan1972

    Saintsfan1972 BREESUS SAVES

    you know it :icon_cheesygrin:
     
  4. SoDev

    SoDev Don't tase me, bro!

    :rofl: rep

    Word on the street is that he is 3 out of 9 career in the playoffs... *cough cough CHOKE* can anyone confirm this?

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  5. Roy31

    Roy31 Hall Of Famer

    i liked the first one hehe.
     
  6. Daddy Primetime42

    Daddy Primetime42 TheNationWillRiseAgain

  7. hermhater

    hermhater Guest

    :icon_lol:
     
  8. SoDev

    SoDev Don't tase me, bro!

  9. Walnuts

    Walnuts All-Pro

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  10. 86WARD

    86WARD -

    lol...
     
  11. brakos82

    brakos82 30% more cats than last year!

    That's a horrible pun and you know it.




    :Loco:
     
  12. SoDev

    SoDev Don't tase me, bro!

    Confirmed... but that only includes at home.

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  13. andy82

    andy82 Your Soul, It's Mine!

    San Diego Police reported a house was raided and several rounds were fired, although none struck any targets.

    Nate Kaeding is considered to be the prime suspect.
     
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