Jihad Joe's Uber Bad Ass Mock Draft

Discussion in 'NFL Draft Discussion' started by Jihad Joe, Mar 21, 2010.

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Mock Draft?

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  1. Jihad Joe

    Jihad Joe Life to Infidels

    Please note that all criticisms of my mock will either be munipulated into praise or completly ignored


    1- St. Louis- Jimmy Claussen, QB

    2- Detroit- Ndamukong Suh, DT

    3- Tampa Bay- Gerald McCoy, DT

    4- Washington- Russell Okung, LT

    5- Kansas City- Eric Berry, S

    6- Seattle- Bryan Bulaga, LT

    7- Cleveland- Sam Bradford, QB

    8- Oakland- Jason Pierre-Paul, DE

    9- Buffalo- Bruce Campbell, LT

    10- Jacksonville- Joe Haden, CB

    11- Denver- Dan Williams, DT

    12- Miami- Derrick Morgan, OLB (3-4)

    13- San Fransico- Trent Williams, RT

    14- Seattle- Everson Griffen, DE

    15- New York Giants- CJ Spiller, HB

    16- Tennessee- Dez Bryant, WR

    17- San Fransico- Brandon Graham, OLB (3-4)

    18- Pittsburg- Anthony Davis, OT

    19- Atlanta- Sergio Kindle, DE

    20- Houston- Earl Thomas

    21- Cincinatti- Taylor Mays, Safety

    22- New England- Kyle Wilson, CB

    23- Green Bay- Maurkice Pouncey Center/Guard

    24- Philadelphia- Mike Iupati, OG

    25- Baltimore-Jermaine Gresham, TE

    26- Arizona- Rolando McClain, ILB

    27- Dallas- Terrence Cody, DT

    28- San Diego- Ryan Mathews, HB

    29- New York- Golden Tate, WR

    30- Minnesota- Jared Odrick, DT

    31- Indianapolis- Charles Brown- LT

    32- New Orleans- Sean Witherspoon, OLB
     
  2. SRW

    SRW Ex-World's Worst Site Admin

    I see no way the Titans draft Dez Bryant. They pretty much have shut the door on problem players after Pacman Jones and don't have a need at WR. I say they go after a DE, DT or CB with that pick. They need to go defense badly.
     
  3. Jihad Joe

    Jihad Joe Life to Infidels

    I can see DE........I dont know if any DT or CB would be value there

    Wilson is probobly a bit of a reach where I have him

    I got Bryant to Tennesse as a value pick......top 10 talent falling
     
  4. M1LEHIGH

    M1LEHIGH Backup Clipboard Holder

    After the DL overhaul in Denver, i don't see NT as a glaring need at pick #11....Look for Denver to trade back in round one to grab Kyle Wilson/Pouncey. If we stay put at #11...Welcome to Denver Rolando McClain
     
  5. Flacco2MasonTD

    Flacco2MasonTD ಠ_ಠ

    Nice Mock - I guess I just jizzed my pants.
     
  6. Jihad Joe

    Jihad Joe Life to Infidels

    The thing is you guys still dont have a long term solution at the all important NT spot. Williams is just a bandaid, and may not even be a full time player anymore/ Williams presence may allow you too look at a Thomas, Troup or Joseph later tho

    Trading down for Wilson wouldnt be a bad idea, and McClains stock seems to be all over the place. I have him low because I think alot of teams are gonna pass for either DL or OL needs
     
  7. P16

    P16 posting while intoxicated

    I'll jizz my pants if/when we get McClain at #26.
     
  8. Jihad Joe

    Jihad Joe Life to Infidels

    He is one of those guys that hard to place in this draft. With alot of DL and OL probably going early, two guys I can see slipping lower than they should are him and Earl Thomas.

    I see alot of teams looking for that LT, that pass rusher or that interior Defensive lineman in this draft
     
  9. JASON4RMLA

    JASON4RMLA Go Kings!!

    Why do people keep mocking Bruce Campbell to Oakland? Al Davis DOES NOT draft 1st Round Projects in terms of both sides of the line. (Defensive Tackle/Offensive Tackle/Offensive Guard)
    A player has to be NFL Ready if the position is DT oR OT/OG.

    From what i've heard, Al Davis is looking at Ndamukong Suh (NFL Ready) & Bryan Bulaga (NFL Ready). I don't expect Mr. Davis to draft anyone other than these two if he plans to address the D/O Line in the
    1st Round.


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    My bad!! I'm drunk as heck right now.. :) (You mocked Bruce to the Bills) haha
    Well JPP wouldn't be a bad a pick. I don't think it'll happen though..
     
  10. mj1987us26

    mj1987us26 Super

    Dude no second round? Shenanigans.