Fictional Football Team

This is inspired by a discussion I had with a drunk man this evening. It was a very great discussion about an NFL expansion team. The only difference is it's an all fictional football team. So...who ya got? Need an example?

Quarterback: "Steamin" Willie Beamin
Backup: AC Slater.

 

AC Slater???? WTF

Try Shane Falco, or Johnny Utah...... AC Slater GTFO.

 

Come on! AC Slater was the MAN! He could totally own either of those guys! I'd like to see that 3 way fight though. It'd be fun! How about this!

RB-Al Bundy!

 

RB - LL Cool J or Omar Epps (Higher Learning) or Ricky (Boyz n Da Hood) dude had a scholly to USC.

 

I wonder how much $ usc offered him.

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I'll go with the veteran QB Paul Crewe.

 

Bobby Boucher - Linebacker

 

Kicker - Lucy Draper

I defy anyone to vote against her.

 

Hank Hill for fullback? Or is it only "real" fictional people?

 

Hank Hill can be the FB. Need a blocker for Al Bundy! And Forrest Gump will be returning those kicks all day long!

 

Madea for OL.

 

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QB Clark Kent

 

I'm glad I checked the first page again because I was just going to post Forrest Gump for return specialist. lol. We won't even need an offense because he'll take everything all the way back.

 

Nigel Gruff is our kicker. Our TE combination is Brian Murphy(deaf guy from the replacements) and Cheeseburger Eddie.