Jerry Jones Says Cowboys Seek Return To "Glory Hole" Days

Cowboys owner Jerry Jones admits he is seeking “glory hole†days for his franchise, which last made the playoffs in 2009 and has won only two playoff games since its triumph over Pittsburgh in Super Bowl XXX to close the 1995 season. Jones was offering praise to veteran tight end Jason Witten for saying the Cowboys cannot settle for “the same old story†again in 2012. Jones declared it good for younger players to hear such perspective from a player who has “been outstanding†but has “not gotten the brass ring.†Jones said Witten’s comments also motivate him. From there, he proceeded to launch into the most memorable comment of today’s opening news conference about the Cowboys seeking a return to their “glory hole†days of yesteryear. “For me, it’s a reminder,†Jones said. “I’ve been here 23 years. I’ve been here when it was glory hole days and I’ve been here when it wasn’t. And, so, having said that, I want me some glory hole. So I have that perspective.â€

Source: Star-Telegram

 

I guess old Jerry doesnt realize what a Glory Hole is

 

This can not be true.

 

hahahaha

 

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Absolutely embarrassing!

 

Damn Cowboys and their glory holes.

 

damn, he just keeps saying it over and over.

i think this calls for an apology from all those who called eagles' fans jealous jerks when we called out the cowboys and their fanbase for being ... well, unique.

 

Somebody find a gag and place it over Jerry's mouth.!:icon_redface:

 

I think Jerry already found himself a gag.

 

I've been in line with him at the old Texas Stadium GH.

Nice guy. We talked about Steve Walsh

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Jerry the whole reason you're team isnt focused is from all the glory holes in the locker room. That's why the team already looks like they played 2 quarters before they step out onto the field.

 

I think Jerry's mind is finally completely gone. I always had my suspicion about it, but this just confirms it. smh

 

He wants his team to go back to sucking rod?

 

back to?

 

Well he referred to it as returning to the glory hole days in that those days are past and have to be returned to so yes, back to, his words not mine.

 

Hehehe good old jerry