Week 17: Playoff Picture

Discussion in 'NFL General Discussion' started by CaptainStubing, Dec 23, 2013.

  1. CaptainStubing

    CaptainStubing Gave her a Dirty Sanchez

    After another crazy Sunday of football with many upsets, the playoff picture for most teams is still up in the air. Here is where each team stands as of this morning:

    http://www.cbssports.com/nfl/eye-on-football/24385378/afc-scenarios-for-week-17

    DENVER BRONCOS

    Denver can clinch home-field advantage throughout the AFC playoffs with:

    1) DEN win or tie

    2) NE loss or tie

    NEW ENGLAND PATRIOTS

    New England can clinch a first-round bye with:

    1) NE win or tie

    2) CIN loss or tie + IND loss or tie

    New England can clinch home-field advantage throughout the AFC playoffs with:

    1) NE win + DEN loss

    CINCINNATI BENGALS

    Cincinnati can clinch a first-round bye with:

    1) CIN win + NE loss

    INDIANAPOLIS COLTS

    Indianapolis can clinch a first-round bye with:

    1) IND win + NE loss + CIN loss or tie

    MIAMI DOLPHINS

    Miami can clinch a playoff berth with:

    1) MIA win + BAL loss or tie

    2) MIA win + SD win

    3) MIA tie + BAL loss + SD loss or tie

    4) MIA tie + BAL tie + SD tie

    BALTIMORE RAVENS

    Baltimore can clinch a playoff berth with:

    1) BAL win + SD loss or tie

    2) BAL win + MIA loss or tie

    3) BAL tie + MIA loss + SD loss or tie

    4) BAL tie + MIA tie + SD loss

    5) MIA loss + SD loss + PIT loss or tie

    SAN DIEGO CHARGERS

    San Diego can clinch a playoff berth with:

    1) SD win + MIA loss or tie + BAL loss or tie

    2) SD tie + MIA loss + BAL loss

    PITTSBURGH STEELERS

    Pittsburgh can clinch a playoff berth with:

    1) PIT win + MIA loss + BAL loss + SD loss

    http://www.cbssports.com/nfl/eye-on-football/24385498/quick-nfc-week-17-scenarios

    SEATTLE SEAHAWKS

    Seattle can clinch the NFC West division title and home-field advantage throughout playoffs with:

    1) SEA win or tie

    2) one SF loss or tie

    CAROLINA PANTHERS

    Carolina can clinch the NFC South division title and a first-round bye with:

    1) CAR win or tie

    2) NO loss or tie

    Carolina can clinch home-field advantage throughout the NFC playoffs with:

    1) CAR win + SEA loss + two SF wins

    PHILADELPHIA EAGLES

    Philadelphia can clinch the NFC East division title with:

    1) PHI win or tie

    CHICAGO BEARS

    Chicago can clinch the NFC North division title with:

    1) CHI win or tie

    SAN FRANCISCO 49ERS

    San Francisco can clinch the NFC West division title and a first-round bye with:

    1) two SF wins + SEA loss

    San Francisco can clinch the NFC West division title and home-field advantage with:

    1) two SF wins + SEA loss + CAR loss or tie

    San Francisco can clinch a playoff berth with:

    1) one SF win

    2) SF tie this week + NO loss

    3) SF tie next week

    NEW ORLEANS SAINTS

    New Orleans can clinch the NFC South division title and a first-round bye with:

    1) NO win + CAR loss

    New Orleans can clinch a playoff berth with:

    1) NO win

    2) NO tie + SF loss or tie this week

    3) NO tie + ARI loss or tie

    4) ARI loss

    5) two SF losses

    ARIZONA CARDINALS

    Arizona can clinch a playoff berth with:

    1) ARI win + SF loss this week

    2) ARI win + NO loss or tie

    3) ARI tie + NO loss

    DALLAS COWBOYS

    Dallas can clinch the NFC East division title with:

    1) DAL win

    GREEN BAY PACKERS

    Green Bay can clinch the NFC North division title with:

    1) GB win
     
  2. 86WARD

    86WARD -

    Lotta pressure on Romo...lol
     
  3. Diesel44

    Diesel44 Serial Killer

    the league must really like that the playoffs are all gonna basically come down to the final game of the season.
     
  4. TheDuke

    TheDuke Breast Man

    Wait, why are the Eagles out of contention in the north now? :)

    But for real, if the Eagles win by less than 17 I'll be grossly disappointed. I want that stadium empty by the midway point of the 3rd quarter.
     
  5. 86WARD

    86WARD -

    Seeing these division records and standings and I'm becoming more and more in favor of an AFC division and an NFC division...play each team once and one team from the other conference and the top teams get in...
     
  6. CaptainStubing

    CaptainStubing Gave her a Dirty Sanchez

    eh, i dunno. yes, it sucks that the cardinals are better than every team in the nfc east and nfc north and will be sitting at home in january but rivalries really drive this league. eliminating a Steelers vs. Ravens december match-up with a division title on the line in favor of a meaningless steelers vs. bills game is not what I want.
     
  7. smeags

    smeags militant geek


    empty of cowboys fans. no HFA in that stadium. gonna be a ton of green there.
     
  8. TheDuke

    TheDuke Breast Man

    Oh I know. I want it to be all Eagles fans at the end of the game. Cowboys fans are fair weather at best and we know what's going to happen. It annoys me that all the attention is how bad the Bears played and not how dominant the Eagles are/can be. No Sean Lee=Shady having 150 yards rushing and probably another 50-100 receiving. I think next week will be the exclamation point.
     
  9. ragman

    ragman Pro Bowler Fantasy Guru


    Do you honestly think the Eagles are going to put 54 points on the Cowboys? Please!

    BTW, I had a talk with Santa Claus and I told him that all of you Eagles fans had been good all year. We had a BIG laugh about that!!! ROFLMFAO!!!!
     
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  10. TheDuke

    TheDuke Breast Man

    Not 54, but probably 40 or so. I'm also very excited to watch Tony Romo crap the bed again and how everyone will say that it's not his fault and that he's actually a really good QB.
     
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  11. ragman

    ragman Pro Bowler Fantasy Guru

    What is it about 17-3 on YOUR field that you don't seem to understand?
     
  12. smeags

    smeags militant geek

    i understand the eagles have gone 6-2 since then and that they scare you.
     
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  13. Diesel44

    Diesel44 Serial Killer

    ragman,this eagles team is a whole different team than dallas beat earlier this year. gonna be a lot closer than the earlier game was.
     
  14. TheDuke

    TheDuke Breast Man

    Yes. Because as smeags pointed out the Eagles haven't changed at all since then.
     
  15. TheDuke

    TheDuke Breast Man

    I severely doubt that. ;)
     
  16. Diesel44

    Diesel44 Serial Killer

    did you watch the game?foles was knocked out with a concussion,then vick got hurt,and all the rest of the game fell on matt barkley who turned the ball over a lot.
    no offense,but matt barkley really can't do crap but turn the ball over,especially when the team is behind by two tds.
     
  17. TheDuke

    TheDuke Breast Man

    I meant the other way. Especially with Romo out now, I can't imagine the Eagles not winning by 2 TD's.
     
  18. Walnuts

    Walnuts All-Pro

    I bet you a hundred bucks that they do not win by 2 TDs.
     
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  19. Kurt

    Kurt That Server Guy Staff Member Fantasy Guru

    Screw Romo, Bress has been on a interseption throwing spree... tough road loss. If he plays poorly at home this week I give up! Also after watching that hailmary from the 50 fall short of the goal line I'm not sure he isn't hurt