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Thou shalt have several leagues, but love only one. (CHECK) Thou shalt not love thy fantasy team more than thy NFL team. (CHECK) Thou shalt always take thy commissioner’s name in vain. (CHECK) Remember NFL Sunday and keep it holy. (CHECK) Honor Peyton Manning’s father and mother. (MOTHER CHECK - FATHER hmmm) Thou shalt not commit murder, after losing on an MNF extra point. (CHECK, I think) Thou shalt not commit adultery with opponent’s wife. (CHECK) Thou shalt not steal from newbies. (UNCHECKED! NO WAY, STEAL FROM THEM) Thou shalt not bear false injury news against thy neighbor. (CHECK) Thou shalt not covet thy opponent’s ridiculously good luck. (duck OFF)
