Before you all fall over yourselves in listing all the numerous ways I'm crazy, let me narrow it down for you. I picked up The Floppy Jaw Rapist last week to fill in for my main dude Aaron Rodgers. As everyone knows, he raped the crap out of Baltimore, and being as thats 2 consecutive mega-rapes (making it 4 on his career, though the first two were just single females and not a huge group of grown ass men) and the fact that he's got the Jets coming up (who are just BEGGING to get raped as well), I'm considering sitting Rodgers and rolling with Ben. Now, Rodgers has a juicy bad-defense matchup too, against a division rival (CHI), so there's that to consider. What say you?
Aaron still has kind of a hammy thingy and those are tough to just have go away, so I'd say roll "Big" Ben
Antonio Brown is on pace to break the all-time single season receiving yards record. Ben will not deny him of that.
