CHICAGOAt a press conference Wednesday, the Chicago Cubs and their absence from the World Series announced an agreement to a four-year contract extension, with an option for another six years. "The relationship between the Cubs and their absence from the World Series is strong, as both sides have shown loyalty to each other for the past 63 years," Cubs chairman Crane Kenney said. "It's something the fans have come to expect. The Onion
The last line may be the funniest of the whole story......." Despite rumors, absence from the World Series would not admit to holding closed-door talks with the Mets."
hahahaha The Onion is freaking awesome. This is one of my all-time favorites: Yankees Ensure 2003 Pennant By Signing Every Player In Baseball
