Playboy Gives Tasers To NFL Players At Golf Tournament

Discussion in 'NFL General Discussion' started by MediaGuy, Apr 9, 2009.

  1. MediaGuy

    MediaGuy Ball So Hard University

    NFL players and other celebrities attending Playboy Golf's celebrity scramble were given tasers in their goody bags. I guess if you're going to arm yourself, better to do it with a taser than something lethal. It seemed like an odd addition to a weekend of golf and girls, but the NFL players Yardbarker talked to seemed pretty excited about their tasers.

    Source: Yard Barker.com
     
  2. DoubleC

    DoubleC i'm ready now...

    So they're gonna tase the girls and then... :doingit: while they're knocked out?


    :dontknow:
     
  3. MediaGuy

    MediaGuy Ball So Hard University

    Believe you me, somebody will end up doing something very stupid with one of these. WTF was Playboy thinking?
     
  4. BostonsFinest

    BostonsFinest Get Mossed!

    Hilarity ensues!
     
  5. packerboy

    packerboy Bugger off

    You can't make this stuff up.
     
  6. 86WARD

    86WARD -

    I cannot wait to hear how the taser accidentally went off..
     
  7. lionheart?

    lionheart? StafFORD=Franchise

    lmao, "im hit, im hit oh its just a tazer" This could be a good thing.
     
  8. codatious99

    codatious99 cheese head

    NFL players w/ tazers > Kids w/ fire works

    someone better lose an eye
     
  9. hermhater

    hermhater Guest

    This is so totally awesome.

    I can't wait for the news to start rolling in...

    "NFL player uses taser on police officer when stopped for drunk driving"

    I can see it now...
     
  10. ENDZONE

    ENDZONE 1st Stringer

    this should be a clue to NFL players quit trying to be freaking gang bangers play the game and wave a taser around instead of a gun they might get shot at less threatned less probably stay out of trouble better. Of course there r a few stupid freaking thugs out there that never learn though
     
  11. CaptainStubing

    CaptainStubing Gave her a Dirty Sanchez

    hahaha. this is somewhat unbelievable. what were they thinking?
     
  12. lionheart?

    lionheart? StafFORD=Franchise

    rofl. for sure that will happen.
     
  13. BmoreDavy

    BmoreDavy Special Creamer

    don't tase me bro!!
     
  14. hermhater

    hermhater Guest

    Or even better:

    "NFL player tasers head coach after being benched"
     
  15. lionheart?

    lionheart? StafFORD=Franchise

    No that would be against the rules...........because its a prop.
     
  16. hermhater

    hermhater Guest

    Oh crap I didn't even think about them using them during celebrations...

    :icon_lol:
     
  17. brakos82

    brakos82 30% more cats than last year!

    I love this thread... :rimshot:
     
  18. yeah good lookin out playboy I guess the bunnies aint the olny ones that don't have much going on upstairs..
     
  19. Paintballer8791

    Paintballer8791 Paintballer For Life

    did they get to keep them or were they just loaned to them?
     
  20. Paintballer8791

    Paintballer8791 Paintballer For Life

    also was ocho cinco there? he will use one during a celebration