Here are the text versions to John Cena's rap & The Rock's song from last night: Cena's Rap Rock wanted me to write his song tonight But I would never be his mouthpiece. Cause Rock's like Lebron James He took his talents straight down to South Beach. And for the past few weeks Rock's been legitimately pissed. If you get stuck singing your song tonight, Rock It's all in the wrist. Could we please have a week Where you don't come out here and choke? You may be G.I. Joe this summer Right now you're a G.I. joke. Ever since I opened my mouth about you You've been begging me to back off. So if Rock and Dwayne are the same person I think you're both are jackoffs. And after April 1st You won't be making no more movies. You're going to need surgery on your face Just like you had it on your boobies. Team "Bring It"? He's Team "Lost It" And the truth is getting scary. Cause they weren't chanting Rocky last week They were chanting "Tooth Fairy" Keep making fun of this Fruity Pebble, Rock Cause I ain't even close to sick of it. I'm Mr. Kung Pow Chicken You just Miami fried "crapken" And no, I don't have balls But i've got something in their place. I'm gonna beat your butt at WrestleMania And put my nuts dead in your face. ===================================================== The Rock's Song Warden threw a party and he spent some bucks Didn't invite Cena cause he totally sucks Cena starting rapping, it all went south Know your role, Jabroni and shut your mouth! Let's Rock. Everybody let's rock. Cena's got a menstrual clock But we're dancing cause Cleveland rocks. Little Fruity Pebble from Newbury, Mass Rock will take his boot and shove it up his ass Bet you're all happy you're listening to me And not some goofy Eminem wannabe. Let's Rock. Everybody let's Rock. Ain't no balls down in Cena's jock. But we're dancing cause Cleveland rocks. Rock pauses and the fans are going nuts for him. He asks if they want to hear a true story. He's got the inside scoop on Cena's doctor. He visited the doctor last week, and it goes like this. Little Johnny Cena went to the Doc Rock punched his jaw and the pain wouldn't stop Doc says "Cena, you know i'm a fan But please stop begging for that rectal exam." Let's Rock. Everybody let's Rock. Cena, close up that smock. But we're dancing cause Cleveland rocks. The Rock asks if they wanna hear a little gossip. It's a true story about Cena and Eve. This is what they didn't see on Raw, but Rock saw it. Rock saw Cena making out with Eve Grabbing on her thigh, tugging on her weave Cena was having the time of his life I guess he didn't tell her that he's got a wife! Let's Rock. Everybody let's Rock. Divorce lawyer's right up the block. But we're dancing cause Cleveland rocks. He guesses it slipped his mind while he was slipping her the tongue. He's got a little ditty about the day John Cena was born. True story. These are all true stories. April 23rd, 1979 The Doctor shouted "send that baby back to Heaven!" Sorry mama Cena, but check these charts Little baby Johnny's got lady parts! Let's Rock. Everybody let's Rock. Little Johnny's got them lady parts. But we're dancing cause Cleveland rocks. He told them they were going to have fun tonight. Just out of curiosity, are there any grown men, real men, who are John Cena fans? Most boo. Wow. No one? No, he sees one. One's over there. There's another. Listen, he's not gonna mess with them. It's hard enough being them. Actually, should he mess with these guys? Okay. This song's especially for them and all the grown men who are Cena fans. Doesn't really matter how hard you try Never in your life will you ever taste "pie" You know you love Chewbacca, and Frodo too But you're a walking virgin and you're 42! Let's Rock. Everybody let's Rock. You dress like Kirk and Spock. But we're dancing cause Cleveland rocks. Where are the ladies in the house tonight? The Rock and the ladies have a special connection. He loves the ladies. There's a very special lady he wants to sing to. She's watching at home. Very special woman, this one's for her, and he'll be seeing her tonight. Rock's getting some wine, and a dozen roses. She's going to meet my "Holy Moses" Getting with the Rock is the bomb You don't believe me? Ask Cena's mom! Let's Rock. Everybody let's Rock. Cena's mom can barely walk. But we're dancing cause Cleveland rocks! One more time! Cena's mom can barely walk. But we're dancing cause Cleveland rocks!
[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SBHlP8F4j1Q"]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SBHlP8F4j1Q[/ame] Rock brought the luls.
Are you kidding me I was busting up laughing the whole time. Funniest crap the WWE will allow anymore.
It didn't work for me but in the gimmick's defense I am a big Cena hater. I thought him going out with his old crap on made him look like a cartoon character out the gate. As for the Rock, funny stuff but I wanted him to turn more serious this week instead of joking around. Cena called him a son of a snitch to his face last week. I would have taken it down the road where it got personal and he fired back. This match still lacks the intensity to try to build it up to a real feud. Right now it's two guys talking crap to each other and that's it.
