Crips Release DeSean Jackson Overs Concern About His Affiliation With Washington Redskins

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  1. 86WARD

    86WARD -

    The Crips street gang announced today they will be releasing DeSean Jackson, amidst rumors of possible ties with one of the most troubled and controversial franchises in the NFL, the Washington Redskins.

    “We enjoyed our time with Desean. We had a lot of good years together,” said an anonymous Crips member. “But we don’t want his rumored association with such a terrible institution to sully our name. We’re a group that represents intimidation and toughness, and his ties with Washington contradict those values. So it was best to cut ties.”

    The announcement came just days after being released from the 10-6 Philadelphia Eagles. Jackson will be joining a Washington Redskins team who finished the 2013 season with a 3-13 record.

    “And don’t get me started on the name controversy,” the Crips member added. “While we may be known as a group that commits crimes such as larceny, drug trafficking and murder, we are NOT known as a group that supports racial stereotypes towards Native Americans. How the NFL hasn’t changed the team name or logo is something we here in the Crips are baffled by and discuss frequently.”

    The release comes as a shock to many, as Jackson was only 27 years-old, arguably in the prime of his crime committing career.

    “I’d like to emphasize this decision was not based on his gang related performance; he excelled in those regards,” stated another Crips member, referring to the wide receivers rumored connections with two murders. “This is STRICTLY about being affiliated with the Washington football team and avoiding such negative influence on our younger members.”

    While it’s not known who the Crips will look to sign to replace Jackson, rumors are they’ve been in heavy contact with the Cincinnati Bengals and expect a signing in the near future.

    Source: http://www.sportspickle.com/2014/04...-affiliation-washington-redskins-organization
     
  2. Walnuts

    Walnuts All-Pro

    Like, like, a million times I like.
     
  3. DawkinsINT

    DawkinsINT Tebow free since 9/5/2015.

    Haha...fantastic.
     
  4. Jihad Joe

    Jihad Joe Life to Infidels

    I hear the Newsies are interested
     
  5. Mike

    Mike Want some Cheetos?

    west up, vest up
     
  6. LebaneseFF

    LebaneseFF Error loading Staff Member Premium Member Fantasy Guru

  7. smeags

    smeags militant geek

    thats awesome.
     
  8. Diesel44

    Diesel44 Serial Killer

    If he has any sense at all,he'll put the past behind him and quit throwing out gang signals on the field or on facebook.
     
  9. Spiman2u

    Spiman2u Chiefs fan no matter what

    That's funny.. He can ride in my car {The AB's} for those in the know..
     
  10. Buck Fenson

    Buck Fenson formerly Jake from State Farm

    funny. I hear that the Bureau of Indian Affairs are distancing themselves from the Redskins also.
     
  11. Diesel44

    Diesel44 Serial Killer

    i heard it was distancing itself from the us government.
     
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  12. smeags

    smeags militant geek

    so this douchebag decided it was a perfect time to help promote the album of his "boy" chris brown. yeah, good job jerk, the nfl cancelled rhiana's appeareance to try and distance itself from this problem but noooooooooooooo you figured you gots to help a brutha out regardless yo.

    enjoy this jackass skins fans. you deserve him.
     
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  13. smeags

    smeags militant geek

    what a damn game. the skins may have lost but djax is happy regardless.
     
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    smeags militant geek

  15. 86WARD

    86WARD -

    That beer is probably only 4 days past the freshness date. I think Bud has 110 days on it? Being its in an aluminum bottle, it's most likely fine. It's not like milk...lol.

    But Daniel Snyder is a low life...
     
  16. Walnuts

    Walnuts All-Pro


    Even so...if Im paying 8 bucks for twelve ounces of already shirtty macro, Id prefer it to at least not be expired.
     
  17. Buck Fenson

    Buck Fenson formerly Jake from State Farm

    wonder if that is in the script also?
     
  18. smeags

    smeags militant geek