Dolphins Traded RB Vontae Davis For His Bathroom Habits

Just when you thought things couldn't get any weirder in the Miami Dolphins organization, a report surfaced involving former cornerback Vontae Davis, who was traded to the Indianapolis Colts last season.

As it turns out, Davis was traded to the Colts partly because of his bathroom habits.

Source: FanSided.com

86WARD's Take: Wut?!?

 

Umm, OK!

 

Well, this does make sense. Clearly the Dolphins require their players to be pretty much full of crap at all times, having someone in the mix who goes out of their way not to be just throws their chemistry all out of whack.

 

as long as he played well on game day,what difference does it make? and not taking up for chad johnson,they cut him over a domestic spat,what is the difference between what he did and what incognito did when he harassed the woman at the golf tourney in 2012? I Think this whole organization needs a huge enema!

 

Sooo...

He left the seat down???

 

So he was traded for having the bladder of a 3-year old girl.

 

:bad::bad::bad: Uses his hand to wipe like some countries I know of..

 

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It's not like he took an Upper Decker or pooped in the closet.

 

TMI.