Dolphins Traded RB Vontae Davis For His Bathroom Habits

Discussion in 'Miami Dolphins' started by 86WARD, Nov 10, 2013.

  1. 86WARD

    86WARD -

    Just when you thought things couldn't get any weirder in the Miami Dolphins organization, a report surfaced involving former cornerback Vontae Davis, who was traded to the Indianapolis Colts last season.

    As it turns out, Davis was traded to the Colts partly because of his bathroom habits.


    86WARD's Take: Wut?!?
  2. DaBearsrule4ever

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  3. Walnuts

    Walnuts All-Pro

    Well, this does make sense. Clearly the Dolphins require their players to be pretty much full of crap at all times, having someone in the mix who goes out of their way not to be just throws their chemistry all out of whack.
  4. Diesel44

    Diesel44 Serial Killer

    as long as he played well on game day,what difference does it make? and not taking up for chad johnson,they cut him over a domestic spat,what is the difference between what he did and what incognito did when he harassed the woman at the golf tourney in 2012? I Think this whole organization needs a huge enema!
    Last edited: Nov 10, 2013
  5. Tarkus

    Tarkus The Thread Stalker


    He left the seat down???
  6. SRW

    SRW Ex-World's Worst Site Admin

    So he was traded for having the bladder of a 3-year old girl.
  7. Spiman2u

    Spiman2u Chiefs fan no matter what

    :bad::bad::bad: Uses his hand to wipe like some countries I know of..
  8. markaz

    markaz Resident Cards Fan Staff Member

    Miami Dolphins........The gift that just keeps on giving!

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  10. Tarkus

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  12. 86WARD

    86WARD -

    It's not like he took an Upper Decker or pooped in the closet.

  13. ragman

    ragman Pro Bowler Fantasy Guru

  14. markaz

    markaz Resident Cards Fan Staff Member

    He got traded because he didn't know how to use the three seashells.
  15. SRW

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