Donovan McNabb: 'I'd Like To Thank...."

Donovan McNabb: 'I'd Like To Thank The Ungrateful, Over-Expecting,Oftentimes-Racist Fans Of Philadelphia'

WASHINGTON—During an emotionally charged press conference Monday, newly minted Redskins quarterback Donovan McNabb expressed gratitude to the unappreciative, abusive, and intolerant fans of the Philadelphia Eagles for their total lack of support over the years. "I'd like to thank all the Eagles fans who were always there to demand the whole world from me every week, who expected me to do everything with almost nothing, and who blamed me for the team's every failure," said the six-time Pro Bowler.....

Donovan McNabb: 'I'd Like To Thank The Ungrateful, Over-Expecting,Oftentimes-Racist Fans Of Philadelphia' | The Onion - America's Finest News Source

 

:icon_lol:

 

The Onion always digs deep to find the real truth behind the stories!!

 

I posted it on my Facebook, and I'm pretty sure one of my jackass friends thinks it's real. LMAO!

 

Truth is hilarious.

 

lol awesome :rofl: rep dawk

 

My favorite part:

McNabb then wished probable Eagles starting QB Kevin Kolb luck winning the next 25 Super Bowls "because nothing else will be enough," gave all Philly fans the finger "because I can't give them all cancer," sighed with pleasure, and went to turn in his Eagles playbook to the Redskins' defensive coordinators.

 

Betcha he was thinking it in his head, lol.

 

That's great dude...:Loco:

 

:rofl: That was hilarious Dawk. :icon_cheesygrin:

 

:laughy32:

 

Hilarious

 

Funny cause it's true

 

yep and all our racist fans come from south of the mason dixon line. :icon_cool:

 

hmmmmmmm