Jack Bauer or Jason Bourne?

Discussion in 'Entertainment Forum' started by markaz, Jun 2, 2014.

  1. markaz

    markaz Resident Cards Fan Staff Member

    Who's da man?
     
  2. Diesel44

    Diesel44 Serial Killer

    I Gotta go with mr whoop ass himself,jack bauer.
     
  3. Steve12

    Steve12 The night is dark and full of terrors

    I don't watch 24, so I'm going Bourne.
     
  4. DontKnowMe

    DontKnowMe Anti-Social Networker

  5. DaBears22

    DaBears22 Matt Forte = future MVP Staff Member

    Jason Bourne.
     
  6. Jihad Joe

    Jihad Joe Life to Infidels

    Ragnar Loadbrow would rape them both and steal their treasure
     
  7. 86WARD

    86WARD -

    Bauer...but I don't know much about this Bourne guy.
     
  8. TJ

    TJ Dez Caught It

    Jack Bauer quit for 2 minutes...and a nuclear bomb went off.

    I wouldn't take my chances...
     
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  9. Spiman2u

    Spiman2u Chiefs fan no matter what

    Jason...Fighting style way smooth
     
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  10. markaz

    markaz Resident Cards Fan Staff Member

    Bourne. A one man wrecking crew.
     
  11. Buck Fenson

    Buck Fenson formerly Jake from State Farm

    a bullet can take care of that quickly. Jack Bauer is a mix of McGyver, Chuck Norris, and The Undertaker.
     
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  12. Steve12

    Steve12 The night is dark and full of terrors

    Wasn't Bourne shot in the chest and floating at sea at the beginning of the first movie? That kinda refutes your argument.
     
  13. TJ

    TJ Dez Caught It

    Killing Jack Bauer doesn't make him dead. It makes him angry...
     
  14. Diesel44

    Diesel44 Serial Killer

    the boogie man and chuck norris check their closets at night for jack bauer. he is so bad if he pisses in the wind,it changes directions!
     
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  15. Walnuts

    Walnuts All-Pro

    Jason Bourne would rape the crap out of Bauer.
     
  16. 86WARD

    86WARD -

    Sidney Bristow would duck them both up in all reality...
     
  17. markaz

    markaz Resident Cards Fan Staff Member

    Some funny crap. http://www.jackbauerfacts.com/facts/top/1

    Jack Bauer has all the high tech gadgetry and a government agency feeding him info. Bourne is a solo act with every government on the planet after his ass. By comparison Bauer's a kitty.
     
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  18. TJ

    TJ Dez Caught It

    Bauer has been operating outside the system since season 5.
     
  19. Buck Fenson

    Buck Fenson formerly Jake from State Farm

    haven't watched the shows so I have no idea. if he was shot Jack shot him and then anally raped him. Jack's baby makers have the power to heal so I would think Jason would come back to life.
     
  20. markaz

    markaz Resident Cards Fan Staff Member

    Seems like yesterday.:tsk: