In order to fill the hole left by both Tony Romo and John Kitna, the Cowboys announced today that JaMarcus Russell has signed a single-game contract worth $133,000. Jerry Jones was reported as saying "When I think of how I want my final years as an owner to go, I don't look to Bud Adams. I look to the dignity and honor that Al Davis exudes. So signing one of his former players is a way for me to get closer to that commitment to excellence." Sources say Jason Garrett is not thrilled with the decision, but said "For one game, I can manage anything. Even someone wet from SeaWorld." Dejected Cowboys fan Eduardo Saez cried upon hearing the news. "We would have done better with what's left of Brett Favre." Source: Reliable Sources, or so I'm told.
Reliable sources??? if they can't be named they aren't that reliable..story is bogus and we all know it. why is this in the FC anyway??? oh wait Alcohol IV...well that explains it.
