Jerry Jones Probably Thinking About Signing Michael Vick

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  1. dolphindude13

    dolphindude13 Jack Of All Trades

    DALLASDallas head coach Wade Phillips speculated Wednesday that if recent history is any indicator, Jerry Jones is "almost certainly" considering the option of signing former Falcons quarterback and current incarcerated felon Michael Vick to the Cowboys. "Mike Vick is a guy who not only holds the same values as Jerry, but epitomizes what the Cowboys mean to the NFL," Phillips said. "Jerry has set up our program so that any thug, gangster, or hooligan can immediately make a contribution, not just to this team, but to this community.

    Source: The Onion
     
  2. Jihad Joe

    Jihad Joe Life to Infidels

    True Story:

    Someoone posted this at Cowboys-Forum thinking it was real
     
  3. dolphindude13

    dolphindude13 Jack Of All Trades

    :icon_cheesygrin: This line may be true....

     
  4. chiefswin19games

    chiefswin19games Don't be defeated.

    I'll sign Michael Vick to mow my yard. Stay the heck away from my dog.
     
  5. Jihad Joe

    Jihad Joe Life to Infidels

    5 post's before baskett comes in here and says

    'iT woodnt surprise me, Jonez lyks thugs lol"
     
  6. TJ

    TJ Dez Caught It

    You mean that forum where the Bang Cartoons are censored?
     
  7. Jihad Joe

    Jihad Joe Life to Infidels

    No, wrong one
     
  8. chiefswin19games

    chiefswin19games Don't be defeated.

    How the heck did you get a mystery machine? I want a mystery machine.
     
  9. tammietailgator

    tammietailgator ROCK CHALK!

    :laughy32: That is funny!
     
  10. Jihad Joe

    Jihad Joe Life to Infidels

    Ward gave it to me
     
  11. ball in the baskett

    ball in the baskett First Team All Pro

    Nope i have nothing against Michel vick lol. I would want him to go to a good team not the cowboys.
     
  12. Jihad Joe

    Jihad Joe Life to Infidels

    You do realize he is going to burn in hell right?
     
  13. ball in the baskett

    ball in the baskett First Team All Pro

    Dont really care about what he did off the field i like him as a player.
     
  14. Jihad Joe

    Jihad Joe Life to Infidels

    You do realize he was a terrible QB right?
     
  15. ball in the baskett

    ball in the baskett First Team All Pro

    He was fun to watch cause he would run the ball. He wasent all that terrible he did get his team to a nfc championship game.
     
  16. Jihad Joe

    Jihad Joe Life to Infidels

    Trent Dilfer won a SB, doesnt mean he was a good player

    As a player, Vick was a piece of crap that didnt want to put in the effort to be a good or even decent QB

    Look at McNabb. Both were option QB's in college in the same conference (hell, Vick even commited to SU for a while), and Vick was a wayyyy better QB. McNabb put the effort in to actually learn how to play QB in the NFL, Vick would rather smoke weed, fight dogs, get herpes and come fall, depend on his god given talent to float through another NFL season
     
  17. K Train

    K Train Do You Honeycutt?

    damnit that deserves rep