NASHVILLE, TN—Titans quarterback Kerry Collins told reporters Sunday that his 9-0 record as a starter this season was largely due to drinking heavily before games in order to clarify his field vision, increase his arm strength by an estimated 50 percent, and give himself the courage to make throws he would not attempt while sober. "A couple shots of confidence before I go out on the field and I'm not afraid to do anything," said Collins, swaying back and forth slightly as he outlined his pregame routine. "When you look up and there's 16 guys in the box, you know you have to get rid of the ball right away. Source: The Onion.com
I think this is one of the funniest pieces I've seen out of the onion in a while. 16 men in the box.....:Loco:
HEre's hoping Kerry drinks some Coronas michaladas before the Texans match up and gets the drizzling craps!
