Lady Sues Cowboys For Hot Bench

Discussion in 'Dallas Cowboys' started by ball in the baskett, Aug 16, 2012.

  1. ball in the baskett

    ball in the baskett First Team All Pro

  2. Dragonite

    Dragonite Simply Arrogant!

    :icon_rolleyes: oh my god...
     
  3. Huxley

    Huxley ...

    Hahaha...she needs to pull her head out of her butt....hahahaha...?














    I'm sorry.
     
  4. smeags

    smeags militant geek

    she had skin grafts ?
     
  5. 86WARD

    86WARD -

    For some reason, I think "surface area" might have come in to play...
     
  6. cpgobrowns

    cpgobrowns < Deer/Headlights

    Hopefully it pan fried her ovaries so she can't breed
     
  7. Chipper10

    Chipper10 Back 2 Back! Roll Tide Roll!

    Another sign of ignorance in American society.
     
  8. Buck Fenson

    Buck Fenson formerly Jake from State Farm

    can they really do this? Let's see. Hot day, sunlight heats up metal. fatass wearing shorts that shouldn't be worn. I should sue my ex drug dealer for my lack of brain cells. Think I can win?
     
  9. markaz

    markaz Resident Cards Fan Staff Member

    I'm guessing she sat down for 2 seconds and felt that it was hot, screamed and made a commotion, then went home and had the hubby put a blowtorch to her butt. 3rd degree burns from sitting on a hot seat.........not a freaking chance.
     
  10. Mike

    Mike Want some Cheetos?

    the bench was black marble

    she'll win, because this is america and we can do stupid crap like this
     
  11. markaz

    markaz Resident Cards Fan Staff Member

    Any updates on this poor woman? Such an injustice cannot go without some sort of accountability, other than her own.