NFL Claims Ownership Of Every Word That Comes Out Of Your Mouth

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  1. brakos82

    brakos82 30% more cats than last year!

    In a move certain to spark controversy among fans of the most popular spectator sport everTM, the NFL has laid copyright claim to every phrase you have ever uttered or may ever utter in the future.TM

    New Orleans SaintsTM fan Jamarcus McMahonTM was incensed. "I'll never abandon my beloved Saints, but the NFL can suck my assTM," he proclaimed, using a phrase that is the exclusive property of NFL Properties, Inc.

    All copy from this report is the exclusive property of the National Football League, and has been used without permission. So, "Who dat, snitches!"

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  2. hermhater

    hermhater Guest


    That's great!