NFL Commissioner Roger Goodell Suffers Dislocated Rib

The commissioner of the NFL should be on injured-reserve. He's not sure how it happened, but while climbing Mount Rainier to raise money for the United Way a month ago, Roger Goodell dislocated a rib. It might have happened just from the intense breathing because of the scarcity of oxygen that high above sea level.

Source: Peter King, Sports Illustrated.com

 

ohh god, i want bbq ribs now

 

Poor...poor.... dipcrap. So sorry to hear this.

Did Vick's "dawgs" break his ribs?????

 

You can dislocate a rib from intense breathing?

 

mr. rodgers can

 

I loved posting that headline. I tagged it NFL and Injury! LOFL!:icon_cheesygrin:

 

Have you checked the blotter for any mention of Jane Skinner?

 

Jane would have kicked him in his balls if he pissed her off. And then she would make it a Top Story to report on Fox News.:icon_cheesygrin:

 

Maybe she leaked this story and it's fake.

She's covering something up.

 

Well ask Richard Milhouse Nixon, the cover up is bigger than the original story.

 

The part about him having a dislocated rib for a month is what strikes me as fishy.

If you've ever hurt a rib it's painful every breath you take.

A month later is a long time to get it looked at.

 

I guess Mount Rainier will get suspended, then :icon_confused: