Plaxico Burress reports to prison today to start serving a 24 month sentence for possession of an illegal firearm in NYC. Burress may only have to serve 20 months if he stays out of trouble, he says he wants to return to the NFL after he serves his sentence.... he will have to make up for the $24mil loss he will suffer due to his conviction.
Come'on WR, you got better material than that. That's not only an old joke, it's an old joke in the Plax situation. :icon_smile: It's not good being a 'wide receiver' in prison. *pa-dum-pum*
I dont see a 6 foot 5 230 pound dude being raped in prison. Hes probably gonna be the one doing the raping lol.
He's in jail for felony possession of a firearm in NYC as well as unlawful use of a firearm ect. Yes I know it's unconstitutional but that doesn't matter anymore. Anyway he's not going to be a "virgin" anymore either. :icon_cheesygrin::icon_eek:
