ram29jackson's STONE COLD LOCK OF THE CENTURY SUPER BOWL PREDICTIONS

So here it is, @ram29jackson , time to put up or shut up. Give us your predictions for the playoff field and Super Bowl winner, as determined by your storyline fantasies. You say the situation is rigged, so it should be easy enough for you to tell us who the fix is in for this year, right? Even if you cant predict the weekly winners and losers for the life of you, that shouldnt matter if you know how it's all going to play out in the end, and thats all that REALLY matters anyway. So do it. Forget about the journey there, just tell us the eventual destination. Or, just puss out, leave, and continue to peddle your nonsense elsewhere.

 

Two words

Austin


Davis

 

Ferguson bump?

 

Reminiscence bump?

Is this the word association thread?

 

Keep it at the top!

 

Pretty soon the storyline will come out that Austin Davis moved to Hollywood from Alaska and had been selling his CDs and poetry books out of the van he and his mother had been living in before he got a tryout with the STL Rams

 

Soon he will start to subtly show fantastic cleavage

 

Everything is quietly being set-up behind the scenes for Michael Sam to be Super Bowl MVP.

 

No because hes a Cowboy and the NFL cant resist another Romo Chock angle

 

He's a Cowboy for now. He will be traded to the Giants or Jets.

 

When we see Barbara Steisand as the half time show, that might be the tip off that that story line is about to go down...

 

Good Ole Babs!

 

I think Denver is gonna win it all with Denver down by 6 with 1:30, Manning going down on the first play of drive and Elway coming out retirement.

This inevitably leads to Copter Dive 2

 

No way Jones trades that publicity.

I think Elway comes of the closet at the same time he comes out of retirement.

Camaras catch him giving Shannon Sharpe an open mouth kiss right before he puts his 1940's era leather helmet on(ala Homer Simpson )

 

Sams story is just the NFL probing wheather or not it will take. Test it on some scrub. In week 10 it will come out that Sam isnt actually gay, he just said he was for the publicity.

 

Sam is going to call a press conference to reveal that while he is in fact gay, that the NFL is scripted. He also informs the media that he's a member of a football message board going by the name, ram29jackson (Miss Jackson if you're nasty).

 

How do the Saints factor in

 

I think he might be the perfect guy to give a whole new angle to the Romo Choking script, ifyaknowwhatImean. Give that tired old horse of a story a fabulous new flogging. You pickin up what Im putting down?

 

Maybe the whole team goes gay

Now do you go old skool with Micheal Does Dallas, or contemporary with a Brokeback Mountain angle