Because he's a funny goof. No way anything exciting happens for him in the Rumble. Maybe he gets one of those "draws number 1 and then gets eliminated last" or just feel good stories? Or maybe he is PSYCHIC!
I've always wanted to see a Royal Rumble where it wasn't scripted. I want to know what would happen if they all went in there and actually tried to throw each other out for real.
I think if done right the Royal Rumble can be awesome. The Battle Royal as a match however is generally lack luster and not very fun or exciting. The mystique of the Royal Rumble makes it great. When 30 (sometimes more or less) all start in the ring at the same time it just makes it eh. But it can be AMAZING!
I love the Royal Rumble, but jesus they need to do a better job at hyping it than last year. The only mention of the actual match was Del Rio promos leading up to it...effectively giving away who was winning it. But going by form, chances are The Miz gets the win.