Saints To Use Sean Payton Hologram During 2012 Season

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  1. Saintsfan1972

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    New Orleans Saints head coach Sean Payton may be suspended from the NFL for all of the 2012 season, but that won't keep him off the sidelines during game day. At least not a holographic likeness of him. Thanks to technology made famous at this year's Coachella festival, where a deceased Tupac Shakur surprised the audience with a performance 15 years after his death, the Saints will be able to maintain the presence of their Super Bowl winning coach during games next season, without him even being in the building. Saints spokesperson Greg Bensel is quick to point out that it's well within the rules. Or, at least not against any rules. "We've already discussed this with the commissioner and he's given us his stamp of approval." Approval might be a generous term, however, because even though Roger Goodell is allowing the Saints to use a Payton hologram, he's none too pleased about the idea. "We're in uncharted territory here. Obviously, league rules don't specifically state anything about holograms, or any other likeness for that matter. And since it wouldn't really be Sean out there, I feel I've got to allow it. Even though it's against my better judgement and I hate the [edited] Saints."

    Source: Jimmy Russels, CanalStreetChronicles.com
     
  2. SRW

    SRW Ex-World's Worst Site Admin

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  4. Buck Fenson

    Buck Fenson formerly Jake from State Farm

    Sometimes I am embarrassed to be a Lousiianaian. Apparently they got some good drugs in New Orleans.
     
  5. Saintsfan1972

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    it's that cheap nitrous oxide they sell on Bourbon Street
     
  6. Buck Fenson

    Buck Fenson formerly Jake from State Farm

    they still sell that crap there. got that back in '86. Was in a head shop there trying to pick a bong and the asian chick offered it to me. My friend tripped out and c**k blocked the heck out of me. I was pissed.