The All White People Team

Discussion in 'Basketball Talk' started by Jihad Joe, Dec 7, 2009.

  1. Jihad Joe

    Jihad Joe Life to Infidels

    Its been known for over a decade that White Men Cant Jump, but Ill go you one further White Men Cant Ball. So with that in mind, I have pick a team that has defied God and gone on to pay bills with there baskettball skills

    Center

    Andrew Bogut:

    [ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zjLI6kPNRi0]YouTube - Andrew Bogut - The Dunks[/ame]

    Power Forward

    Dirk Nowitski

    [ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ivDbnXGaLPw]YouTube - Dirk Nowitzki[/ame]

    Small Forward

    Kevin Durant

    [ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BJQ4j_FtRcI&feature=fvw]YouTube - Kevin Durant - Rising Star Mix by Patrys15[/ame]

    Shooting Guard

    Roland Gale

    Computer generated SG from NBA2K09

    Point Guard

    Steve Nash

    [ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NWyetpWh-yc]YouTube - steve nash mvp mix[/ame]
     
  2. ball in the baskett

    ball in the baskett First Team All Pro

    Meh i think white people can play just have diffrent style. In europe its all about shooting not style.

    Is it all time cause then larry bird needs to be on it.
     
  3. Jihad Joe

    Jihad Joe Life to Infidels

    In Europe its all about shooting and playing like a cat


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    No
     
  4. ball in the baskett

    ball in the baskett First Team All Pro

    lol

    when i played alot of basketball i was always shooting because thats all i practiced and was good at and had pretty good defense and hustle for the ball. I would never drive to the basket because i would get killed by 2 or 3 tall black people lol. It worked for me i had fun shooting 3s all the time.
     
  5. Jihad Joe

    Jihad Joe Life to Infidels

    No one cares about your uber white skill set (somehow I knew you would do this)

    Who is your team?
     
  6. ball in the baskett

    ball in the baskett First Team All Pro

    lol i had to defend white people

    i would have to look more in depth at all the white players cause you covered the superstar ones.


    this picture is funny

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  7. Jihad Joe

    Jihad Joe Life to Infidels

    lmao!!!!!

    Is that Korver?

    Korver could make the team

    There are always the Gasol brothers and Steve Blake

    Just try not to put Wally please. he is the biggest embarrassment to white people ever
     
  8. ball in the baskett

    ball in the baskett First Team All Pro

    lol yea its korver

    do they have to be nba players?

    cause i would put and 1 player the profesor
     
  9. K Train

    K Train Do You Honeycutt?

    isnt kevin durant definitely a black man lol
     
  10. ball in the baskett

    ball in the baskett First Team All Pro

    I was confused about that to lol
     
  11. Crowned

    Crowned Doesn't give a shit.

    Nash>
     
  12. ball in the baskett

    ball in the baskett First Team All Pro

    C brad miller
    PF keith van horn
    SF kyle korver
    G john stockton
    PGkirk heinrick (dont know how to spell it)

    brent barry
    mike miller
    memhet okur
     
  13. Jihad Joe

    Jihad Joe Life to Infidels

    ya.....they knda have to be NBA players


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    No he's not and shut up


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    John Stockton retired years ago
     
  14. ball in the baskett

    ball in the baskett First Team All Pro

    fine then put manu ginobli i think he counts as white
     
  15. Jihad Joe

    Jihad Joe Life to Infidels

    Did anyone notice the Kelly Clarkston in Nash's video........so appropriate


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    Hard to say, he is South American

    The Gasols are European
     
  16. ball in the baskett

    ball in the baskett First Team All Pro

    You put durrant as white so i think i could slide with manu lol
     
  17. Jihad Joe

    Jihad Joe Life to Infidels

    Im not saying you cant, I considered it, but I decided against it


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    Take out Stockton (who is ineligible) and put in Berry and this may be the saddest team ever lol

    This team wouldnt even win 30 games
     
  18. ball in the baskett

    ball in the baskett First Team All Pro

    They might beat some college teams

    how do we not have birdman on a list
     
  19. K Train

    K Train Do You Honeycutt?

    lmao at durant counting as white but not manu or gasol
     
  20. Jihad Joe

    Jihad Joe Life to Infidels

    He told me he would undergo skin pigmentation


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    Some

    They would be below .500 in the Big East